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A Week of Headers

Those of you who kick it old school and visit TorontoMike.com or torontomike.com will have noticed a different header image every day.  Every Friday, I post all the header images from the previous week.  Here are the awesomely hilarious and insightful header images you may have missed this
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It's Patrick, He Got Life Insurance

More than any other header tagline in the history of this site, "It's Patrick, He Got Life Insurance" has elicited the greatest response. I actually wasn't sure whether it was "It's Patrick, He Bought Life Insurance" or "It's Patrick, He Got Life Insurance," but I remember well the ad the
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Caution! Zombies! Ahead!!!

I'm sure this is probably not a safe prank and we shouldn't be glorifying it, but what the heck... There have been a rash of pranks targeting electronic highway signs in America's Midwest recently. In Collinsville, Ill., east of St. Louis, hackers changed a sign on Interstate 225 Tuesday to
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Portishead - Sour Times

I share an MP3 from my collection every Wednesday.  You have seven days to grab this week's MP3.  Please right-click your mouse and select "Save Link As..." or "Save target as..." so you can download it to your PC before playing. Portishead - Sour Times I still enjoy Portishead's Dummy
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Maple Leafs 3, Panthers 4

Finally, Bryan McCabe is scoring on Tosky when it matters.  Unfortunately, McCabe scored in overtime, meaning we earned a point. We're a big six points up on the Sens and that's not as sweet as it sounds. Current Record Last GamesSeason Leaders19-23-9 47 points 4th in Northeast Division4-3 OTL vs.
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Rogers on Demand 300

I've been coughing up coin on a monthly basis to Rogers so I can get TMN and Rogers on Demand.  I've been doing this for years.  You can blame The Sopranos. A few months ago, Mike, a reader of this blog, let me know about channel 300.  I've always watched
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Possum Kingdom is About a Rape

I received an email the other day about "Possum Kingdom", a great little song from the Toadies that I put on SLS4. Back in the day, I used to run smellslikesour.com.  I stopped actively caring for the site a couple of years ago because something had to give, and
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Super Bowl XLIII

Prior to today, I didn't watch a single minute of NFL football all season.  I haven't been able to make such a claim since I was a snot-nosed kid in the early 80s. I did watch most of today's Super Bowl, and it was a great game.  The first half
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Maple Leafs 5, Penguins 4

That was another entertaining victory for the Leafers last night.  Of course, I'm conflicted.  I've come to terms with being content with a loss, but it was still so much fun hanging on for the win yesterday. I'd like to reiterate something I said back in September.  Luke Schenn is
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Bart Simpson Promotes Scientology?

As host of the greatest Scientology debate in the history of the blogosphere, I feel compelled to clarify something to the confused.  Bart Simpson does not promote Scientology, it's the voice of Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, who is robo-calling people to push them to some Scientology event. As a long
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Shocking Local News Story

We already knew about the dog that got electrocuted to death at Keele and Annette Streets and other dogs that have been shocked by sidewalk handwells, but now this danger has entered the human world.  A child got shocked earlier today after stepping on a handwell at the corner of
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No Respect

I was getting some online jargon when I saw the lineup for Coachella 2009.  The unbelievably good lineup can be seen in alphabetical order here but my issue is with the poster. Here it is.  WTF?  Public Enemy gets the small font on line four?!?!?!??!
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