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Uninspired

We're less than a month away from a federal election in this country and I find myself completely uninspired. I'm part of that small percentage of Canadians who actually reads the news from Ottawa, gives serious thought to who gets my vote and actually casts a vote, so if I'm
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Keswick Virgin

I have never been to Keswick, Ontario.  That's right, I've lived in Toronto for all of my 34 years yet I've never set foot in the Town of Georgina. Today, that streak comes to a grinding halt as I've been invited to a BBQ in the birthplace of Curtis Joseph.
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Dr. James Andrews is Scary

Is there a scarier person on the planet for baseball fans than Dr. James Andrews?  Just hearing his name frightens me.  This has been the case for as long as I can remember. Non baseball fans won't know what I'm talking about, so here's a quick explanation.  Dr. James Andrews
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Boat Songs

My favourite songs with "boat" in the title Love Boat Captain - Pearl JamRiverboat Fantasy - David WilcoxMissed the Boat - Modest MouseDay-O (Banana Boat) - Harry BelafonteSittin' on the Boat Dock - Freddy King
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Talk Like A Pirate Day

It won't be long until International Talk Like a Pirate Day is a stat day.  In a mere 13 years it's gone from a silly parodic holiday to serious business.  Check out Google's pirate edition. For instructions on how to talk like a pirate, check out http://www.wikihow.com/
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Simpsons Department Store

YouTube user Retrontario frequently uploads fantastic retro-Toronto-centric gems.  These clips never fail to bring back a ton of memories for me, so I feature them from time to time. It's been a while since we've shopped at Simpsons.  When I was a kid, Simpsons was a big deal.  It was
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Roast

Tonight my Thursday night softball team went out to dinner to celebrate our spectacular fourth place finish. I decided I'd do something I've always wanted to do.  I decided to roast everyone in attendance. I've always been a fan of the roast.  Let's face it, who doesn't want to be
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Put A Fork In Me

I had a blast running three times a week throughout the summer of 2007.  Then, during a 17km run last November, I broke down. I eventually tired of all the disappointing attempts at running again.  I loved running, but every time I gave it another shot, I'd feel the same
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Mr. Goohead

As the guy who helped Fred Patterson with canadianthinker.com, I happen to have access to some sweet audio gems, including a bunch of Mr. Goohead prank calls that fans of the old Humble & Fred show will remember.  Many a morning I awoke to Mr. Goohead. Here are 10
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My Dragon Boat Test Paddle

I've been invited to try out for a dragon boat team.  Tonight I made my way to Port Credit in Mississauga for a one hour test paddle.  If you don't know what dragon boating is, here's the Wiki page that explains this popular sport. It might be popular, but it
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Roger Ebert Attacked

Last week Oasis' Noel Gallagher was attacked here in Toronto and the other day Roger Ebert was attacked during the Toronto International Film Festival.  I'm just catching up on my TIFF news, so if this is old news I apologize. From what I read here, it was the press screening
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Things We Lost in the Fire

Things We Lost in the Fire: 7 out of 10. Although it started to lag a bit in the last chapter, Things We Lost in the Fire is a pretty good movie.  Do you know why it's a pretty good movie?  Three words: Benicio Del Toro. Benicio Del Toro is
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In It For The Long Haul

During the 1990-91 Toronto Maple Leafs season, I continued to wear my Leafs cap to Mr. Rocca's math class.  When your second leading scorer is Mike Krushelnyski with 39 points, you know it's a rough year.  That 1990-91 season was very rough indeed, and my classmates ridiculed me for continuing
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The Man In Black

Has it really been five years?  It must be true, because I wrote this entry five years ago today. As is my daily ritual, I was listening to the radio while taking a shower this morning.  The news brief opened with word of John Ritters surprising death at 54.  Following
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