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How to Make Tarantino Movies Even Better

I love Quentin Tarantino movies.  The last time I attempted to list my favourite movies of all-time, six long years ago, he was all over it. Want to make Tarantino movies even better? Consider this Reddit comment. Inglourious Basterds spoiler below.It's well known that all of Tarantino's films take
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Gay-Straight Alliance

Argh. This recent news story about Cardinal Thomas Collins taking exception to the McGuinty government's amendment to its anti-bullying legislation preventing Catholic school boards from vetoing the club name Gay-Straight Alliance, pisses me off.  If an anti-homophobia group wants to call itself Gay-Straight Alliance, so be it.  Unfortunately, the Catholic
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Hot May Open Mike

We're hitting 30° today, people.  30°... and that's Celsius, my American friends. But if I hear one of you complain about the heat I'm gonna lose it on you in the comments.  Consider yourselves warned. You know the drill, discuss anything you want in this space.  And if you have
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My New Favourite Gum

I chew a lot of gum.  You may recall my desperate plea 7 years ago for sugarfree bubble gum.  I like my gum sugarfree, and I like to blow bubbles.  Is that too much to ask? I recently discovered a new gum that I love.  I take down six pieces
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I'm Allergic to Stuff

I'm not literally allergic to anything, but I don't want stuff.  I was thinking if you left me some fairly basic clothing and footwear, and a few kitchen and bathroom essentials, I'd be very happy with a mere handful of items. At least one decent wifi-connected computerMy Android phoneMy baseball
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The Latest Raptors Recap Ever

I watched the Oklahoma City Thunder eliminate the Los Angeles Lakers last night.  That's rather significant, because I can count the basketball games I've watched this season on one hand. Since the Raptors arrived in 1995 this is by far the least I've followed them.  For one, it was a
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May 2-4 Long Weekend Open Mike

Are we still calling Monday Victoria Day?  Can we please rename it Terry Fox Day? By any name, a long weekend full of 20-something highs sure smells sweet.  Bring it on. You know the drill, discuss anything you want in this space.  And if you have a question, I'll drop
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Beaver Cleaver? Who's That?

There's a new girl on my ball team and on Monday night I picked her up to drive her to our games.  She lived in a nice neighbourhood so I told her Beaver Cleaver must live nearby. I'll bet you know where this story's going...  "Who's that?", was her reply.
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