Toronto Mike

Your Blog Sucks Now

On Friday afternoon, at Downsview Park between Hey Rosetta's set and Broken Social Scene's, my brother Steve made the following declaration. Your blog sucks now.A perfect storm has dramatically reduced my blogging time in 2011.  I won't delve into the details, but it's clearly affected the quantity of entries.
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George Fucking Brett

Join me in my time machine, friends.  We're going back to 1985... In 1985, I listened to or watched every inning of every Jays game.  We clinched our very first AL East pennant that year, and faced the Kansas City Royals in the ALCS.  Here's a relic from my scrapbook
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Cirque du Bev: Last Chances!

I have a couple of contests running here that expire at midnight tomorrow. Firstly, there's Win Tickets to Cirque du Soleil in Toronto.  Click through and leave a comment for a chance to win two tickets to see Cirque du Soleil's TOTEM show at the Grand Chapiteau here in Toronto
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Let's Be Nicer To Cheryl

This entry is for those who actually leave comments on this blog.  You lurkers can do what you do best, but you commenters need to chime in here. I've never met Cheryl, but I feel like I know her.  She's left 336 comments here over the years, starting with this
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I Never Got Jackass, Did You?

Ryan Dunn died today.  I had never heard of him, but he apparently starred in "Jackass". I wished no early death for Ryan Dunn, but I hated his show.  I once listed "Jackass" as one of the things everyone liked that I hated.  "Jackass" seems so popular, but the allure
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Who Wants To Date Bev?

Meet Bev.  She's single, and looking for Mr. Right, but having a little trouble finding him.  She's come to me for help after striking out with a local speed dating service. If you're a single guy, over the age of 30,  live in the GTA and not a psychopath, keep
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