The Leafs are in deep, deep trouble, the Blue Jays are awful, TFC stinks and the Raptors haven't been heard from in weeks.  Sounds like May in Toronto to me! What's on your mind?

What a glorious time to be alive! Now let's have some civil discourse in an effort to make our world an even better place to live.  Or maybe you have a funny story to share, or a slice of knowledge that will enrich us all?

The Leafs' first playoff appearance in nine years is all but certain, but it would be nice if we could go ahead and clinch already.  This English and History major is tired of doing all that math. What's on your mind?

North Korea is still making threats, the Jays are 3-6, the Leafs are playoff-bound, the Toronto casino is dead and it's National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day. Mmmmm... grilled cheese.

Let's see... North Korea is threatening to attack, a bird flu is gaining steam in China and Doug Ford is threatening to run for MPP. Never a dull moment!

I want to know what you're thinking. Tell me what's on your mind. And enjoy the long weekend!

It's time for some Open Mike Madness! How's it goin', eh?

Beware the Ides of March! And share what's on your mind!

Confession Time: I don't care at all about Target coming to Canada. I'm not even a little curious to visit one and I'm not sure I understand all the hype.  It's just another Walmart, right? There, now I feel better.  What's on your mind?

It's March.  Really.  You can look it up. What's on your mind?

It's Friday, and that can only mean one thing.  It's time for a new Open Mike. Let's make this the best Open Mike ever.  Rant, rave and/or drool here.

Be nice, clear your ice! Let's make this the best Open Mike ever.  Rant, rave and/or drool here.

This weekend is Super Bowl XLVII.  It's the 49ers and Ravens at the Mercedes-Benz Superdome in New Orleans, Louisiana. This Open Mike is all about the big game, or anything else that's on your mind. But I do want score predictions.  Let's see if anyone nails it...

The last time I hosted an Open Mike, it drew the ire of Burkie.  Who will I piss off this time? Let's make this the best Open Mike ever.  Rant, rave and/or drool here.

I've had better weeks, how about you? Let's make this the best Open Mike ever.  Rant, rave and/or drool here.

That was a fun little scramble this morning getting the kids to school.  How was your morning? Rant, rave and/or drool here.

2013: so far, so good.  How are you doing on January 4? Rant, rave and/or drool here.

Here's hoping Christmas was good to you and you're closing 2012 on a high.  If there's anything you need to get off your chest before the year is up, there's still time. 2013 is just around the corner...

Monday is Christmas Eve, in case you were unaware.  Whether you celebrate Christmas or not, I hope you have some time off to enjoy with friends and family. You know what to do with this Almost Christmas Open Mike.

That's right, there are only 11 days until Christmas.  Step up to the Open Mike and tell it like it is. Options include, but are not limited to: ranting, raving, asking a question, sharing an story, posting an observation, bitching about n and crying over spilt or spilled milk.  Both

Anything goes in this Open Mike except NHL lockout talk.  I don't want to hear it. But surely you have other topics you'd like to discuss, questions you'd like to add or observations you'd like to share.  Do it up!

Have you heard? The blog is now ten years old.  Love it or hate it, you must give me credit for persistence. But what about you?  What do you have to say for yourself?  This is the entry where anything and everything goes.

I had a great time at the Nut Hut Shit Show party last night.  I even got to meet Liz, Stephanie and Rick C in Oakville. The rest of you owe me a brilliant comment or two.  Stimulate me!

If you're smart enough to crack the code, you've likely got lots of interesting things to say.  You should say those interesting things here.