Toronto Mike

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The Problem With YouTube

On July 3rd, I decided to list and link to my favourite clips on YouTube.  Three months later, many of the clips I linked to have been removed.  This is the problem with YouTube, the best clips are posted without consent from the copyright holder. The National Film Board of
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Growing Up

There's a 25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up list making the rounds, and it's pretty spot on.  I recently started pro-creating and I've since left my 20s behind for good and this list is a staunch reminder that aging only goes in one direction. Here's the list and my
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The Louisiana Superdome

In a little over a year, the Louisiana Superdome has gone from unspeakable horrors to hosting tonight's Monday night clash between the New Orleans Saints and Atlanta Falcons. In that entry from September 1, 2005, I wondered how they would ever return to playing football in the Louisiana Superdome.  The
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Mike vs. Michael

Everyone I know calls me Mike, but it wasn't always that way.  My birth certificate shows my name as Michael and for the first ten years of my life, my parents, teachers, classmates and friends called me by my given name.  I was Michael until I realized I might have
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Hometown Hero

Yeah, yeah.  The Jays have self destructed and we're back to looking at next year.  I'm tired of looking to next year.  This entry isn't about that.  This entry is about the five Blue Jays players eligible to be a Hometown Hero, a promotion by Major League Baseball designed to
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Dmitri Mendeleev's Ruining My Scrabble

As I just learned from Wikipedia, the periodic table of the chemical elements is a tabular method of displaying the chemical elements, first devised in 1869 by the Russian chemist Dmitri Mendeleev.  That's fine and dandy, but should these symbols be permitted in Scrabble? Taryn says yes.  In fact, she
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A Game Of Inches

I just read about Cristina Clayton.  Camping at Sandbanks Provincial Park near Picton when a 4-month-old boy was struck by a falling tree, she moved on to another camp site northeast of Peterborough where she was killed by a falling tree during yesterday's storm.  Reading about her reminded me of
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That Guy

You know that guy.  He's always gotta do something outrageous, stupid actually, and more than a little dangerous.  He does this stuff because he didn't get enough attention as a child and now he's feeling neglected.  Look at me!  Look at me!  He's so desperate for attention he'll be a
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Oh The Humanity

I just watched the Portugal ~ England quarter-final decided by penalty kicks.  I followed the Argentina ~ Germany match yesterday which was decided in the same torturous way.  This is cruel and unusual punishment. Let them play!  End these games naturally, not with a stunt.  Stop the insanity!  I don't care if
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Whitney's Fuckin' Right!

I mentioned I watched the post-game celebration the other day as Hurricane after Hurricane took their turn with the Stanley Cup.  I watched the CBC feed and took note of the "Fuckin' Right" Ray Whitney yelled when he hoisted the mug.  It was raw emotion upon reaching a difficult goal
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Jesus Christ Pose

When I listed my five favourite comic strips a couple of years back, coming up with number one was easy.  Lynn Johnston's "For Better Or For Worse" is the only strip I read on a daily basis and I've been doing so for as long as I can remember.  A
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Blame God

Pope Benny visited Auschwitz on Sunday.  His words were widely reported, but here's an excerpt in case you missed it.  "In a place like this, words fail; in the end, there can be only a dread silence, a silence which itself is a heartfelt cry to God: Why, Lord, did
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715*

Barry Bonds hit his seventh home run of the season yesterday.  It was also the 715th of his career, bumping him ahead of the Babe into second place all-time. Majoring in history at the University of Toronto, one of my favourite classes was American Pop Culture.  This class was amazing.
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Rosie DiManno's Load of Nonsense

The other day, Rosie DiManno wrote this article for The Toronto Star.  She argues that Edmonton is not Canada's team and will never be Canada's team.  She writes, "the Oilers are, have always been, will always be, a near-exclusive Edmonton phenomenon." I'm a life-long Torontonian and proud Canadian with no
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Would You Have Helped David Sharp?

Would you have helped David Sharp?  He's the British mountaineer who collapsed on his way up Mount Everest last week.  In desperate need of oxygen, about 40 people walked right on by while he sat dying. That's right, 40 people climbing Mount Everest saw Sharp but kept on climbing.  Sir
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Why I like Wii

What we once called Revolution is now Wii.  That's the name Nintendo is going with for its new console.  From what I've read on the Interwebs this afternoon, people don't like the name Wii. I instantly liked it.  For one thing, it looks good in print.  the two i's side
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Mario Deserves A Star

Winnie the Pooh just got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.  It's pretty rare that they honour fictional characters in this manner.  Check out all these names and count the number of non-humans.  There are ten: Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Big Bird, Kermit the Frog, Bugs Bunny, Godzilla,
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Statement To Morrissey

To protest our seal murdering policies, Morrissey is taking a stand by refusing to take his tour to Canada.  He's also asking all his fans to boycott Canadian goods.  In his statement, he compares the act to the Nazi's construction of gas chambers and pins us alongside China as "the
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