Toronto Mike

Humour

Total 77 Posts

Flip Flopping As Kanye Goes Too Far

I've had to hire a bodyguard since defending Kanye in the heat of the moment last night.  You really had to be there.  I was blasting The College Dropout, fist pumping my way through "The New Workout Plan", watching his "I want to be Elvis" speech at the American Music
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White People Like Camping

Stuff White People Like has done it again.  Just like they did with The Wire, they've nailed camping. If you find yourself trapped in the middle of the woods without  electricity, running water, or a car you would likely describe that  situation as a “nightmare” or “a worse case scenario
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That's What She Said

The folks at Trojan are marketing their new Ultra-Ribbed Ecstasy condoms with the tagline "Feels like Nothing's There!" I'm pretty sure that's not what you want her to think when you're using this particular product.
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Play Them Off, Keyboard Cat

Keyboard Cat's been with us for a while now, but I'm still enjoying Keyboard Cat vids on YouTube. Here's a fantastic Keyboard Cat clip with some Helen Hunt after school special followed by a Hall and Oates video.  It's surreal, you have to watch this to get it. That got
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Saved By The Bleep

Zack Morris was too cool for school.  When he worked that brick cell phone, you knew he was King of Bayside. Here's Zack and the rest of the Saved By The Bell crew uncensored... and then censored once more.
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