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Crazy Shit About Kim Jong Il

Kim Jong Il is dead.  That's a great reason to dust off these 17 bizarre details about the Dear Leader's life, blatantly stolen from The Daily Mirror. 1. His official biography claimed his birth was foretold by a swallow and led to the appearance of a double rainbow along with
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Best Fails of 2011

Now that we're all walking around with video capture devices, we're all videographers, prepared to capture the latest fail at a moment's notice. That makes each year's collection of best fails better than the one before.  Here's the collection for 2011. Brought to you by the fine folks at TwisterNederland.
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My Men in Black Secret

I just learnt Men in Black 3 is coming to theatres this summer.  There's a new trailer for Men in Black 3 that the kids seem to be enjoying.  Here it is: I must confess, I've never seen Men in Black, nor have I seen Men in Black 2.  I
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Louis CK Follow-Up

On the weekend, I wrote about Louis CK cutting out the middle men and selling his DRM-free performance directly to fans for $5.  I coughed up $5 immediately, because we need this model to succeed.  Here's the follow-up from Louis himself. People of Earth (minus the ones who don't give
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Coolest Christmas Songs

Christmas music is everywhere.  You can't escape it, I think they're now piping it through the sewage system.  Christmas music cannot be avoided at this time of year. Most Christmas music is pretty awful.  In fact, about 98% of Christmas music is terrible, which only leaves us 2%.  Damn I'm
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Nissan vs. Nissan

If you've ever been in the market for a Nissan, you've likely noticed that Nissan Canada can be found at www.nissan.ca but the American site is tucked away at www.nissanusa.com.  Why doesn't Nissan own www.nissan.com?. That's kind of a neat story, but before I
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Toronto Hacks

Over on Reddit there was a discussion about people's best Toronto hacks.  Basically, any hacks for saving time, money or effort in Toronto. Here's a few of the hacks posted there. You can get a dozen free bagels on your birthday at What a BagelThere's a change machine at the
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Daily Photo: MALE

I'm going to try and take a photo every day, and share it here. My goal is to find beauty in the ordinary. I lunched at Factory Girl on the Danforth this afternoon, and this is how they mark their men's room. The pulled pork sandwich was excellent and this
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Leafs Sold to Rogers and Bell, No Longer Pension Plan Puppets

So this just happened... The Ontario Teachers’ Pension Plan has sold its 79.53 per cent stake in Maple Leaf Sports and Entertainment to Rogers Communications and BCE for more than $1.2 billion.  BCE is fancy talk for Bell.  That's right, Bell and Rogers now each own 37.5%
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Omnibot 2000

When I was the age my son is now, I wanted an Omnibot 2000.  I don't think I bothered asking for it, I just passive aggressively yearned for it. Watching the new Muppet movie with the kids the other night, I saw a new character called 80s Robot.  80s Robot
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Harry Morgan, Dead at 96

Harry Morgan was 96. He was the the prolific character actor best known for playing the acerbic but kindly Colonel Sherman T. Potter, commander of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital unit in Korea, in the long-running television series "M*A*S*H." Check out this great rant by Col.
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