Toronto Mike

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Kill Bill: Volume 2

I rarely anticipate the theatrical release of a particular movie any more.  Today, however, there is a movie being released that I simply can't wait to see.  In fact, I've been heavily anticipating this flick for several months.  I'm talking about "Kill Bill: Volume 2". Back on November 2, 2003,
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Office Space

I love Office Space.  It's a priceless gem of a movie I never get tired of watching.  If you haven't seen it yet, and you've ever worked in the cubicle jungle, you should run out and rent it.  Peter Gibbons remains one of my heroes. In honour of today, yet
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The Simpsons Movie

For well over a decade, I've been dreaming about a full-length movie starring The Simpsons.  If I close my eyes tight, I can see it now and it's damn funny.  I can also see the smile on my face while I watch 100 minutes of my friends from Springfield on
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I Found Nemo

James typically has two requests when it comes to watching DVDs.  He wants "Homer Doh!" a.k.a "The Simpsons" or "Nemo" a.k.a "Finding Nemo".  We've owned the Finding Nemo DVD for well over a month now, and James has seen it countless times, but I've never actually
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Movie Sequels

When a movie is successful, there is often a sequel.  A sequel to a box office champion is seen as an opportunity to print money.  Movie sequels are often money-makers.  A rarity in Hollywood is a sequel that is superior to the original. Of the hundreds of sequels I've personally
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No Escape

My friend lent me his Hulk DVD which I watched this morning.  When I started the DVD three or four coming attractions began to play.  Immediately I pressed the MENU button but this function was disabled.  There was also no way to advance or fast forward to escape these commercials.
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Pirate Keith

I watched Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl this afternoon.  It wasn't a bad flick, but I couldn't get past the Keith Richards-like antics of Johnny Depp's performance.  If you haven't seen it yet, Depp plays Jack Sparrow as if he's imitating Keith Richards.  The voice
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My Mona Lisa Smile

As I've written previously, I hate Julia Roberts.  That's why it brought me such joy to read the following synopsis of Julia Roberts' latest film, Mona Lisa Smile.  This appeared recently in Time Magazine and was written by Richard Corliss. To judge from this appallingly reductive weepie, Wellesley College in
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Box Office Decline

In 2003, U.S. and Canadian box office revenues fell for the first time since 1991.  Attendance slid by 4.5 percent causing some concern in Hollywood. Is it that there are too many alternatives these days with DVD, video games and the Internet?  Is it that tickets now cost
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Great Scenes

There are a couple of wicked scenes in a couple of movies I've seen lately.  I thought both of these scenes were so cool I watched them over and over again. 25th Hour is a Spike Lee movie starring Ed Norton.  I'm a big Ed Norton fan, so I was
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It's A Wonderful Life

I just watched It's A Wonderful Life for the first time.  Believe it or not, I never saw this Christmas classic once during my previous 29 years.  On the 30th Christmas Eve of my life, I finally sat down and watched the entire movie.  I'm glad I did.  It was
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AFI Movies of the Year

I just read the AFI Movies of the Year Official Selections.  I haven't seen a single movie on their list.  Has my life deteriorated to this point?  Despite my disinterest in "Lord of the Rings", how did I manage to miss all nine of the others on their list?  I
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Lord of the Rings

I have a confession to make.  I don't really dig this whole Lord of the Rings thing.  I saw the first movie of the trilogy and found it rather long and boring.  Hell, there wasn't even an ending.  The experience pissed me off so much that I refused to see
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I Hate Julia Roberts

I hate Julia Roberts.  In my humble opinion, she's the most over rated actress in motion picture history. She was fairly likable in Pretty Woman, and she did a half decent job in Erin Brokovich, but that's it.  Want to talk dogs?  Lets talk I Love Trouble, Mary Reilly, Runaway
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About Nude Scenes

watched About Schmidt yesterday.  I enjoyed the movie as a whole and was pleased to see Jack Nicholson effectively underplay a character for once.  Kathy Bates was also very good, but then again Kathy Bates is always good.  She really exposed herself for the role.  I mean, she literally exposed
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Kill Bill Kills

In a previous blog entry, I wrote about the positive reviews Kill Bill Volume 1 was getting and how much I enjoy Quentin Tarantino's movies.  I can now vouch first hand that Kill Bill is indeed a spectacular flick. I saw it yesterday and was blown away. Perhaps Geoff Pevere
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Widescreen

There's a famous deleted scene in Pulp Fiction when Mia Wallace asks Vincent Vega if he's an "Elvis man or a Beatles man".  Mia Wallace believes you can tell a great deal about a person by their answer to this question.  Today we have another question that is equally as
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Kill Bill

Early reviews are in and it looks like Kill Bill is good.  Phew!  Kill Bill is the 4th film by Quentin Tarantino and is set to be released this Friday.  If you've read my HyperLists, you know two of my ten favourite movies of all time were directed by Tarantino.
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