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Hump It Into Submission

"If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!" ~ Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story Even though I missed a good chunk of the season with an injury, I returned last week to help lead my
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Rick Leach: He Disappeared

I'm featuring 1988 Topps Cards featuring members of my beloved Blue Jays that are featured on this blog. I remember Rick Leach as the backup outfielder who disappeared.  I can't remember the specifics, I just remember it was a big deal at the time.  They couldn't find Rick Leach for
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Three Prong Attack

I saw the sports doc today.  I was feeling pretty down about myself last week when I hit my 3k wall, so it was good to reassess everything and come up with a modified game plan. There is now a three prong attack. 1. X-RAY - I'm getting an x-ray
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I'm Going To Be Rich

A couple of months ago I wrote about a business proposal I got from a Taiwan Business Bank.  Apparently there's $44.5m USD sitting in a dormant account and the account holder is dead. They can't find a living relative, so Mr. Hsu is willing to let me pose as
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My 2008 Picks

Below are the ten players I chose in tonight's playoff pool draft.  It looks like I'll be rooting for Anaheim, New Jersey, Colorado and Ottawa. Who am I kidding?  I will never, ever root for Ottawa.  Here's hoping I lose the pool b/c the Sens go out in four.
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Another Way to Boycott

I was following the news out of Paris closely this morning.  Organizers cancelled the final leg of the Olympic run through Paris after chaotic protests.  They actually put the torch aboard a bus in a humiliating concession to protesters.  That made me smile. The protest, an effort to decry China's
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Tonight We Draft

Tonight we draft our 2008 NHL Playoff pool.  When I awoke this morning, there were 14 confirmed to participate.  It's noon and I've already had three "sorry man, I can't make it" emails.  Still, 11 people makes for a pretty good draft and I'm stoked. This is at least the
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Taxes: 2008 Edition

"Certainty? In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes". ~ Benny Franklin For years I kicked it old school with my taxes.  I filled in the forms by hand and mailed them to Revenue Canada.  At some point I discovered that after I filled in the forms by hand
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Planet Terror

Planet Terror: 6 out of 10. It only took me three weeks to finish Grindhouse.  A bigger fan of Quentin Tarantino than Robert Rodriquez, I opted to watch Death Proof first. I far preferred Death Proof, which I gave 8 out of 10, but I didn't hate Planet Terror.  It
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My Muskoka Chairs

Today, after a long, harsh winter, the sun came out and it practically felt like spring.  I spent the first half of the day helping my brother move, then I watched the Jays game and got a little work done, but after dinner I was put to real work. My
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Enchanted

Enchanted: 6 out of 10. If you haven't seen Enchanted, you probably don't have a daughter between the ages of 2 and 12. Enchanted takes the classic Disney fairytales girls know and love and throws it into modern day New York. If I put on my 3-year old girl glasses,
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Why the Leafs Stink

The cover story of the new issue of Maclean's magazine is titled "Why the Leafs Stink".  I've probably written dozens of articles on that very subject, so I read with great interest.  You can too, because I've reproduced the entire article below. It would be comforting to believe that the
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A Good Mover Am I

I just know this is going to be one of those entries I regret writing, but what the heck.  I am a good mover. First and foremost, I'm dependable.  If you say Saturday morning at 8am, I'm there.  Dependability is key. I'm also efficient.  I don't need breaks, I aim
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Uncle Bobby

One of the first children's shows in my memory bank is Uncle Bobby.  It aired on CFTO, our Toronto CTV affiliate, but it went off the air when I was five. One of the staples of Uncle Bobby was "Bimbo: The Birthday Clown".  Wikipedia describes Bimbo as "a stationary cardboard
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