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Sunday Morning Showdown

Ok, kids.  It's a "Sunday Morning" showdown.  Everyone gets one vote in the comments, make your voice heard. Which is the best "Sunday Morning?" No Doubt - Sunday MorningThe Velvet Underground - Sunday MorningK-OS - Sunday MorningMaroon 5 - Sunday MorningEarth, Wind & Fire - Sunday MorningJulian Lennon - Sunday
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Autism: The Musical

Autism: The Musical: 8 out of 10. I'm a lucky SOB.  My kids are developing "normally" and are healthy and happy.  Autism, once diagnosed in 1 in 10,000 children and now in 1 in 150 children, seems to be everywhere.  My mother works with autistic children, and I've been
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Real Vageniuses Wear Glasses

Humble Howard is trying to promote use of the term vagenius when referring to "a good looking, smart chick".  His examples include Tina Fey, and that got me thinking about the wonderful world of stock photography. In my 9-5 world, I spend a lot of time with stock images.  I'm
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Ed Sprague Comes Clean

Former Toronto Blue Jay Ed Sprague, the game-winning home run in game 2 of the 1992 World Series against the Atlanta Braves hitter Ed Sprague, the monster season in 1996 Ed Sprague, has admitted to taking steroids and using a corked bat to help inflate his statistics. I took Andro
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Radioactive Man

Right now I'm radioactive.  I was injected with a radioactive substance at 8am and now I'm just waiting for the substance to collect within my skeletal system. This test was ordered by Dr. Lum after six weeks of treatment failed to cure me.  For more on what ails me, go
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My Life As A Golf Ball

Excluding games on my Nintendo Wii, I've golfed exactly once in my life.  It was "lifetime gym" in grade 12 and we took a field trip to a local course to play nine holes.  That was over 16 years ago. One of my brothers golfs quite a bit.  I know
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The Ottawa Song

The Stanley Cup playoffs kick off tonight and I'll be focusing on the Pens / Sens series.  You see, without a team to passionately root for, I find comfort in passionately rooting against the Ottawa Senators.  Even though I drafted a couple of Sens in my playoff pool, I'll be cheering
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A Champion Once More

For the second time in less than eight months, I'm a champion.  My slo-pitch team won our division last September and tonight my dodgeball team won the co-ed division. Dodgeball is fun when you're losing, but it's hellishly fun when you're winning.  We dominated tonight, and that's the best. It's
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