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One Post Wonders

Most bloggers give up on their blogs after a handful of entries.  This is my 7815th entry, making me a rare example of a blogger who stuck with it.  I enjoy it immensely, and while it's fun I don't intend to quit. One Post Wonder is a blog about the
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Bad As It Seems

Let's see.  My name is Mike, I discovered the Toronto Maple Leafs in the very early 80s and by the time Wendel was leading us to a first round sweep of the Blackhawks in 1986, I was infatuated.  I survived the Ballard years, was rewarded with a competitive team in
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Jermaine O'Neal Joins Raptors

The rumours are true.  We're shipping off T. J. Ford, Rasho Nesterovic, our 17th pick in tonight's NBA draft and a player to be named later to Indiana for Pacers forward Jermaine O'Neal. O'Neal is a six time all-star who will greatly improve our frontcourt as he plays alongside Chris
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Hamlet 2

Hamlet 2: 7 out of 10. We were invited to a special advance screening of this new comedy film by the co-writer of South Park and Team America: World Police.  I loved Team America: World Police, so I thought this would be a fun way to celebrate T's birthday. I
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Happy Birthday Taryn!

My sweets is celebrating a birthday today.  Happy Birthday, Taryn! This woman is a saint. She's lived and breathed me for 13 years now.  Heck, that ain't sainthood, that's a miracle unto itself!  I love ya, babe.
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The Worst Song I've Ever Heard

Vanilla Ice's To The Extreme is not a very good album.  It was released in 1990 and was the most successful rap album by a white artist since The Beastie Boys' Licensed to Ill in 1987. Thanks to the monster hit "Ice Ice Baby", based on the baseline from Queen
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Right Back Atcha

We lost our second game of the season 17-0.  I believe that's the worst defeat in the history of this team we now call Storm.  We sure didn't forget it. Tonight we had our rematch and we brought it.  We mercied them 19-2.  Now we're even. For more on our
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Canadian Thinker on CHCH News

Fred Patterson frequently appears on CHCH News to discuss issues of the day.  Today, for example, he debated whether there's anything wrong with Crime Stoppers in Toronto handing out condoms at the Gay Pride Parade.  You can see that appearance here. Not only did he mention the Humble & Fred
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From Rufus to Mr. Conductor

Let's pretend for a moment that you never saw George Carlin perform stand up.  Even if you never saw one of his HBO specials or never heard his "Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television," it's highly likely you know George Carlin.  My son knows George Carlin, only he
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Completely Different From Other Caulks

YouTube user Retrontario frequently uploads fantastic retro-Toronto-centric gems.  These clips never fail to bring back a ton of memories for me, so I feature them from time to time. I'm sharing this Geocel Caulking ad because it includes one of the most unintentionally hilarious lines in Toronto advertising history.  Perhaps
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My Favourite 1993 Movies

I'm pitching a tent and sleeping outside tonight, but before I log off I thought it might be appropriate to list my favourite movies from 1993. Schindler's ListJurassic ParkTrue RomanceIn The Name Of The FatherWhat's Eating Gilbert GrapeDazed & ConfusedPhiladelphiaIn The Line Of FireRudyMenace II Society
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Best Damn Sports Show Period

I don't watch much tv.  We're currently going through season 3 of Lost on DVD, and I check out This American Life on TMN On Demand, and if a decent movie shows up there, we'll check it out, but otherwise it's all about live sporting events. Still, every once in
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Things the Web Replaced

My kids will never know a time before the World Wide Web.  I was already in university when the web arrived, so I have many memories of doing things that I no longer do as a result of this communications revolution.  Here are some things that the web has replaced.
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