Toronto Mike

Run Fatboy Run Review

Run Fatboy Run: 6.5 out of 10. We actually sat down to watch Crank: High Voltage.  I liked Crank enough to give it 6.5 out of 10, so I figured the sequel might be worth a shot.  I was wrong. We couldn't get through 20 minutes of Crank:
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Poor Russia

Poor Russia.  They won a hard fought game against the Czech Republic yesterday to win their Group B and advance straight to the quarter-finals.  Their reward?  A probable quarter-final game against Canada. I'll bet the last team Russia wanted to face in the quarters is Canada.  Tomorrow night, we'll get
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Municipality of Tigre Hero

There is a hero in Argentina.  In the animated gif below, you'll see a white van stalled on the train tracks.  With no time to spare, the passenger on the motorcycle pushes the van to safety and narrowly escapes being hit by the train himself. When I stumbled across this
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Vaughan Panthers Fight Club

Have you heard about the GHTL fight club?  Before games, members of the Vaughan Panthers blow off steam and warm up by boxing in the dressing room. I was once an adolescent male, so this outrage makes me laugh.  The Star has "disturbing video" of this "uniquely dangerous pre-game workout"
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Hat Trick Hero

I'm playing out the tail end of my second season of hockey after a 21 year hiatus. I'm on the ice every Friday night, working my ass off and having a blast.  Although my skating needs work, I'm pretty decent with the puck and I'm usually good for two goals
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Justifying DVD Thievery

This graphic is making the rounds. It reminds me of a rant I threw down in 2004. My friend lent me his Hulk DVD which I watched this morning. When I started the DVD three or four coming attractions began to play. Immediately I pressed the MENU button but this
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Canada's Last WWI Veteran Dies

John Babcock, Canada’s last known First World War veteran, has died. John Babcock was 109 years old. John Babcock was ready to fight in the Great War so we can live in a country where the great national stress is a shootout victory over Switzerland in Olympic men's hockey.
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Zamboni to the Rescue!

I was pretty psyched about the 500-metre speedskating event last night.  Like all of you, I was rooting heavily for Jeremy Wotherspoon. My anticipation quickly turned to embarrassment when the Olympia ice-resurfacing machines couldn't cut the mustard.  It was a comedy of errors.  The first Olympia machine dumped snow and
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