Homer's Quote of the Week
Total 218 Posts
"The strong must protect the sweet."
"Marge, why are you crying? You're not in any physical pain, the only pain a man can understand."
"Marge, what's wrong? Are you hungry? Sleepy? Gassy? Gassy? Is it gas? It's gas, isn't it?"
"How ironic. Now he's blind, after a life of being able to see."
"Always remember that you’re representing your country. I guess what I’m saying is, don’t mess up France the way you messed up your room."
"Marge, when I join an underground cult I expect a little support from my family."
"Ah, the Luftwaffe. The Washington Generals of the History Channel."
"Marge, I agree with you - in theory. In theory, Communism works. In theory."
"We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths."
"I bet Einstein turned himself into all sorts of colours before he invented the light bulb."
"Stupid TV! Be more funny!"
"Well, it's 1am. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids."
"I'm going to act how America acts best... unilaterally!"
""Distracted". Now that's a funny word. Does anyone ever get "tracted"? I'll call the suicide hotline and find out."
"You're not the only one who can abuse a non-profit organization."
"Lousy traumatic childhood."
"Marge, it's 3am. Shouldn't you be baking?"
"When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!"
"Check and mate. Now king me!"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night!"
"Mmmmmm - 52 slices of American cheese."
"Purple is a fruit."
"Uh, we're having a discussion about gay witches for abortion. You wouldn’t be interested."
"You know me, Marge: I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming."
"I didn't need that fact... now I forgot who won Bud Bowl 8."