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Oh Carolyn!

Carolyn Parrish is at it again.  Last year the Mississauga MP raised a ruckus by declaring "Damn Americans ... I hate those bastards."  A few months ago she followed that up by calling Duyba "war-like" and expressed astonishment that he was re-elected.  Now there's a stink because of a skit she
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We Can Talk About The Weather

Just ten days ago, I thought winter had arrived.  Although I had to drive 45 minutes North of the city to take this picture, there was a lot of snow on the ground and I was scraping my windshield in the morning. This week has been gorgeous.  It was 10°
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500 Greatest Songs of All Time

Rolling Stone Magazine has come out with their list of the 500 greatest songs of all time.  Here's their top ten: Bob Dylan - Like a Rolling StoneRolling Stones - SatisfactionJohn Lennon - ImagineMarvin Gaye - What's Going OnAretha Franklin - RespectThe Beach Boys - Good VibrationsChuck Berry - Johnny
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Guest Blog Entry

Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com.  I received the following submission earlier today. I have never seen a better ball player in my lifetime.  That much I agree with.  But Bonds may get a run for his money as for career numbers. Barring injuries
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Guest Blog Entry

Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com.  I received the following submission earlier today. On Monday, Barry Bonds won his unprecedented seventh MVP award.  That is four more than his nearest competitor.  Anyone who thinks that Barry Bonds isn't the most valuable player in all
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Weekly MP3

I share an MP3 from my collection every Wednesday.  You have seven days to grab this week's MP3.  Please right-click your mouse and select "Save Link As..." or "Save target as..." so you can download it to your PC before playing. Marilyn Manson - The Beautiful People I'm not sharing
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Guest Blog Entry

Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com.  I received the following submission earlier today. It looks like DUBYA is coming to T.O. Are you going to meet him at the airport?  I will probably be at WENDY'S at Airport Rd. & Orlando when he
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The Guest Blog Turns One

It was one year ago today that I launched the Guest Blog Submission Page as part of this website.  I'm a little surprised at how infrequently it's used.  People seem to prefer using the confidential Contact Mike form instead of expressing themselves to a mass audience. If you have something
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Giving Props

My brothers and I drafted The Dead Pool over four years ago, back in September of 2000.  The rules were simple, select 15 living celebrities, 5 of whom are under the age of 40 and should the celebrity we selected pass away, we receive a score of 100 minus the
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Stern On Letterman

Howard Stern will be appearing on the Late Show With David Letterman on Thursday night in an effort to communicate with his fans about his move to SIRIUS.  His current employers have an understandable issue with him using their airwaves to essentially advertise for the competition. I'm setting my VCR.
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Battered Wife Syndrome

This time it's going to be different.  He won't disappoint me again.  I know he'll redeem himself this time and I'll be able to forgive him his past failures.  The sensible thing to do would be to abandon this whole thing because I've been burned at least twice before.  He's
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They're Words

The Federal Communications Commission has confirmed it received complaints about the uncensored broadcast of Oscar-winning war movie "Saving Private Ryan" on ABC-affiliated stations last week.  Who would file complaints about blue language in such context?  I am really, really, really at a loss for words here.  "Saving Private Ryan" tells
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The Monday Shuffle

Every Monday I shuffle my entire MP3 collection in Winamp and list the first ten songs that play.  Here are the ten tunes I heard today. Richard Cheese - Chop SueyFoo Fighters - This Is A CallMother Love Bone - StargazerSloan - Everything You've Done WrongBlind Melon - No RainDeep
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A Bigger Erection

The southern Chinese city of Guangzhou has announced plans to build the world's tallest tower.  At 580-600 metres, the Guangzhou TV tower will surpass the CN Tower in Toronto which is the current record holder. That's it, my family is relocating to Guangzhou.  It's all about the tower.  It's always
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Guest Blog Entry

Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com.  I received the following submission earlier today. What's up with the lack of recognition on the ODB call??? No offence to the Bastard Family, but I want my 65 pts to be hailed!!!  In memory of ODB, I
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My MP3s Updated

I've added six new CDs to my MP3 collection.  The new additions are Eminem's "Encore", Marilyn Manson's "Lest We Forget", Sum 41's "Chuck", Jimmy Eat World's "Futures" the Beastie Boys' "To The 5 Boroughs" and Bruce Springsteen's "Greatest Hits". That's 519 complete albums and 7885 songs.  Check it out.
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The Crosby Show

Periodically I like to check in on Sidney Crosby of the Rimouski Oceanic, the best prospect in hockey.  Last night,  Crosby set up four goals in the first period to power the Oceanic to a 7-3 Quebec Major Junior Hockey League victory over the Gatineau Olympiques. Crosby now has 51
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Argooooooos!

Remember what happened last year when the Argos went into Montreal for the East Division Championship?  That's not going to happen this time.  This time, it will be different. Despite the fact the Argonauts haven't defeated the Alouettes in an East Championship played in Montreal since 1946, I'm feeling good
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The Incredibles

The Incredibles: 9 out of 10. Here it comes....I'm gonna say it....get ready.  The Incredibles is incredible.  Please don't hate me for my inability to resist a line as cliché as that one.  It just felt right. It's a great story, breathtaking animation and two of the best
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