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My Offline Challenge: Week Four

Today we ran for three minutes, walked for one, and repeated that couplet five times.  Our group has naturally divided into three collectives.  There's my group, which has decided running slow is for losers, and we form a pack way out ahead.  There's another group of less fit noobs who
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Snorting Dad

I was just glancing at this afternoon's news items when I read what might just be the quote of the year.  It's from Rolling Stone guitarist Keith Richards. "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine
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That Religious Time

Last week Humble and I were trying to pick a day to hook up.  Not that kind of hook up, but the old school hang out hook up.  He advised me that this week would be tough because of his spiritual time. I assumed he was talking about Passover and
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Children of Men

Children of Men: 7 out of 10. It's 2027 and no child has been born in 18 years.  It's a very cool premise, a neat vision of our future and a great looking film. It started strong but started to lag a little which is why I'm only giving this
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We're Number 15?

According to Mercer Human Resource Consulting, Toronto ranks 15th among cities around the world in overall quality of life.  That would make us the second-best city in Canada to live in, after Vancouver. Before Vancourites get all high and mighty you should know they only get ranked so high because
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The Boys of Summer

Not to harp on the essence of time, but has it really been nineteen years since George Bell hit those three homers on opening day?  He was my favourite Jay and coming off an MVP season and I was so friggin happy when that third homer cleared the fence. The
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An Electrified Fooling Machine

All day I've noticed an influx of traffic from people searching for Chalk Circle's "April Fool" video.  I'm #1 for chalk circle april fool video and proud of it. We're not talking about massive traffic, but even ten such visits is ten more than usual.  There was definitely an increase
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Tie Domi's Rink Rage

The article in the Sun says it all. Former Leafs' tough guy Tie Domi was "like a beast" as he screamed obscenities at his 11-year-old son Max's peewee hockey coach at a North York arena last night.Witnesses say Domi's profane tirade happened in front of a dozen stunned and
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MoPete's March Miracle

You want buzz?  I'll give you buzz, as in a miraculous Morris Peterson buzzer beater to send last night's Toronto Raptors game into overtime. The Washington Wizards were up 109-106 with 3.8 seconds to play in the fourth quarter.  We had no time outs and a long Hail Mary
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Right Said Fred

Freddie P. was right.  Back when we were working on his new blog we had a phone conversation he wrote about here.  I was feeling a pro-Raptors buzz and he wasn't.  This surprised me. After tonight there are ten games left in the Raptors regular season and we're six games
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Sad Kermit Sings Hurt

Hot damn I love this.  Kermit the Frog covers Nine Inch Nails' "Hurt" and it's all so sad.  It's sad, but there's a comfort in feeling sad, and I haven't felt this comfort since Johnny Cash did the honours. The scene with Ralph is just wrong, but desperate times call
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C'mon Google, Follow Yahoo's Lead

A competitive marketplace benefits consumers.  That's why I'm pleased to hear Yahoo! Mail will offer unlimited storage.  Google has to respond and I'm hoping they follow suit.  The Gmail 2.8 GB limit may sound like a lot, but I'm constantly having to delete messages to ensure I don't run
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