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Mad Men and The Falling Man

I love Mad Men.  To promote the new season that kicks off March 25, they've released artwork showing a man in a suit falling. If you've ever watched Mad Men, you know that falling man is from the title sequence.  Here it is: Some are suggesting the new Mad Men
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Do You Smoke?

There are over 1.6 million smokers in Ontario. And while Toronto’s smoking rate is typically lower than that of the Ontario population, the population is very dense, which means there are more smokers in this city than elsewhere in the province.  I'll bet at least a few of
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Berlin Blackface Makes You Cringe

I was just reading about U of T banning a poster promoting The Black-Jew Dialogues, a comedy show "designed to build inter-racial bridges and shatter cultural stereotypes". In Berlin, they seem a little less sensitive to perceived racist posters.  A few weeks ago, while walking the streets of Berlin, I
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Goalie Madness

I've always been fascinated with goaltenders.  There are goalies who score, our love of unproven goalies, and an exhaustive list of every goalie to wear the blue and white in the NHL. Ever since Ed Belfour, it's been a little sketchy between the pipes in this city.  Ok, it's been
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Volleyball Week One Redux

Death From Above's week one was rather successful.  Maybe too successful... We've been bumped from Intermediate to Intermediate Plus, where we started anew with a clean slate.  This time, we went 1-2. Week One's Results: Death From Above - 11, Flying J's Gas Bar - 25 Death From Above -
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Best Original Song One-on-One

There are only two nominees for Best Original Song at this year's Academy Awards.  The Oscar will either go to the folks behind Real in Rio or Flight of the Conchords' Bret McKenzie's pretty awesome Man or Muppet. It's pretty bizarre that only two songs were deemed worthy of being
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E.T. Video Game for Atari

I was perusing Retrontario's YouTube channel when I stumbled upon this commercial for the E.T. video game Atari promoted heavily back in 1982. Back then, I had an Atari 2600 clone called the Gemini (not my award) but I never found E.T. under the tree in '82.  Looks
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Spookey Ruben - These Days are Old

Who else remembers Spookey Ruben?  If you don't know the name, you might recognize this: If you were watching MuchMusic in the mid-90s, you likely remember Spookey Ruben.  I hadn't heard his name in years until Rob Pagetto mentioned Spookey was a bud. Hi Spookey!  These Days Are Old is
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Monster Jam at Rogers Centre

I took the kids to see the Monster Jam this afternoon at the stadium formerly known as SkyDome.  Say what you will about the monster truck shows, but it's 3 solid hours of entertainment.  There's the monster truck race, the freestyle competition and a demolition derby to top it all
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10 Years of Fatherhood

I'm going to make this as short and unschmaltzy as possible. Ten years ago today, this happened. With a decade of fatherhood behind me, I think I've got the hang of it.  My goal was always to raise children who aren't assholes.  I have assholic tendencies I blame on my
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Etta James, Dead at 73

Etta James was 73. Her powerful, versatile and emotionally direct voice could enliven the raunchiest blues as well as the subtlest love songs, most indelibly in her signature hit, “At Last.” For my money, nothing beats "I'd Rather Go Blind."
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Leafs Alumni Roster

A Winter Classic featuring the Leafs means we're getting an alumni game.  That's got me thinking about who I'd like to see out there. Between the pipes, for example, I don't need to see Cujo or Belfour.  Give me Bester, Wregget and Potvin, please.  Up front, I also want to
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Lana Del Rey Can Sing

I missed Lana Del Rey on Saturday Night Live last weekend, but judging from my Twitter feed she was terrible.  Most people were probably hearing her name for the first time, and from what I've read she was a little nervous and had an off night.  People love to hate,
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Volleyball Week One

For shits and giggles, I'm going to publicly track my volleyball team's performance this season.  We're Death From Above and we play Monday nights at Victory Volleyball Academy. Week One's Results: Death From Above - 25, Go for The Kill - 11 Death From Above - 25, Go for The
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Am I A Leafs Jinx?

I should preface this entry by stating that I don't believe in jinxes.  I don't believe that anything I do can influence my team's play on the ice, despite the fact I used to send my 'vibes' to Maple Leaf Gardens in the early-to-mid 80s and I'm sure that may
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Muhammad Ali Turns 70

There are only a handful of athletes who manage to transcend their respective sports to become true global icons.  Muhammad Ali tops that list, and today he turns 70. This is the perfect excuse to share my favourite picture of Ali, taken by Neil Leifer for Sports Illustrated.  This is
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