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This Jays Fan Wants Jose Bautista To Slow the F**k Down

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I love my Blue Jays, but Jose Bautista needs to slow the f**k down.

Last night, Jose Bautista became the first player to reach 40 home runs this season.  That puts him on pace for 52 home runs, five more than George Bell hit in 1987.  That means that odds are pretty damn good Bautista will push Bell out of the Blue Jays record books this September.

Every year I secretly root against Blue Jays sluggers who approach #47.  I did it with Jose Canseco, I did it with Carlos Delgado, and I'm now doing it with Jose Bautista.  I grew up idolizing George Bell, and I like him owning that record.  I'd like him to keep it as long as possible.

Join me, will you, as we collectively root against Jose Bautista's power in an effort to preserve George Bell's claim to the Jays' single-season home run throne.  It's the right thing to do.

George Bell

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