"The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool."      -   William Shakespeare

"If you play more than two chords, you're showing off."      - Woody Guthrie

"We now no longer camp as for a night, but have settled down on earth and forgotten heaven."      - Henry David Thoreau

"Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time."      - Jean Paul Richter

"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is "soap-on-a-rope."      - Bill Cosby

"Wandering around our America has changed me more than I thought. I am not me any more. At least I'm not the same me I was."      - Ernesto Guevara de la Serna, Diarios de motocicleta

"I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. I have to believe that my actions still have meaning, even if I can't remember them. I have to believe that when my eyes are closed, the world's still there. Do I believe the world's still there? Is it

"I dont wanna come back down from this cloud.  Taken me all this time to find out what I need."      - Bush, Comedown

"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies."      - Aristotle

"A mother is the truest friend we have, when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us; when adversity takes the place of prosperity; when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us; when trouble thickens around us, still will she cling to us, and endeavor by her kind

"Only a cynical man would call what these people have "lives," Wayne. Crime. Despair. This is not how man was supposed to live. The League of Shadows has been a check against human corruption for thousands of years... We sacked Rome. Loaded trade ships with plague rats. Burned London to

"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt."      - Abraham Lincoln

"'In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."      - Margaret Atwood

"'Twas Easter Sunday. The full-blossomed trees filled all the air with fragrance and with joy."      - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf.  I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies."      - Will Rogers

"There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity."      - Robertson Davies

"There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness."      - Franz Kafka

"On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him... was Ireland. No offence son."      - Bill 'The Butcher' Cutting, Gangs of New York

"I say, thou mad March hare."      - John Skelton

"Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast."      - Joe Garagiola

"There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish."      - Walt Disney

"What do I think about when I strike out? I think about hitting home runs."      - Babe Ruth

"Is it ignorance or apathy? Hey, I don't know and I don't care."      - Jimmy Buffett

"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."      - Marcus Brigstocke

"We lost because we told ourselves we lost."      - Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy