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Human Kleenex

How would you feel about a person who thinks it is okay to grab your shirt and use it clean their eyeglasses?  This website asks that very question and then shows video evidence of Dubya doing just that during a commercial break on the Late Show with David Letterman.  To
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SLS Submission

I submitted a song via the Smells Like Sour website for SLS11 consideration. I submitted "Vaccination Scar" by The Tragically Hip.  When I hear the intro to Vaccination Scar, I'm jacking up the volume.  It's vintage Hip and it's great. Although I didn't submit it, there is another tune I
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The Monday Shuffle

My MP3 player of choice on the computer is Winamp.  Winamp 5 beats the bejeezus out of Windows Media Player when it comes to playing MP3s.  It's far lighter than Windows Media Player and far more intuitive.  It's my default player for audio files. One of my Winamp playlists is
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The First Cut is the Deepest

Yesterday, over 27 months after his birth, a lock of James' hair met scissors for the first time.  Seeing that strands of hair were dangling over his eyes while he played, I realized he needed his bangs trimmed just a little.  Out came the scissors and off came a centimetre
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Maple Leafs 1, Flyers 2

We could have won on Thursday, but we should have won tonight.  That's what made this loss particularly painful. The Maple Leafs had plenty of chances but failed to capitalize.  Where this game was lost was special teams.  Philadelphia scored both their goals on the power play while we failed
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New Pictures

I borrowed a digital camera for the weekend. It's an Olympus Camedia C-50 Zoom and it's pretty slick.  On Friday I took a bunch of shots of James running around in the backyard and I'm sharing five of them in Pictures. Boy do I want a digital camera.
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Above Par?

The headline for this article reads "Dog Feels Below Par After Eating 28 Golf Balls".  A German Shepherd had managed to eat 28 golf balls and wasn't feeling too well as a result.  The headline writer decided to use the "below par" expression because it fit ever so nicely with
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The Vault

It's been a while since I've delved into the vault, but telling the tale of the lost and found wedding ring forced me into the vault to retrieve the receipt from that purchase back on January 4th, 1996. Here's the receipt.
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Found Ring

About four weeks ago, we lost Taryn's wedding ring.  She had taken it off for one reason or another and it disappeared.  Had James picked it up and deposited it in parts unknown?  Had Booner played a role in the shenanigans?  We searched and searched for two days straight but
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Pool Update: Day Eighteen

I'm a lot like a trained seal.  It's Saturday night and we're right in the thick of the NHL playoffs, so naturally I'm on autopilot heading to the living room to watch Hockey Night in Canada.  Unfortunately, there are no games scheduled tonight. There were a couple of games earlier
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Out of Gas

Yesterday I passed not one, but two gentlemen walking along the side of the road with a portable gasoline container.  Clear, they had each run out of gas and had to walk to a gas station to buy enough fuel to get their respective cars going again.  They weren't going
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Guest Blog Entry

Anyone is welcome to submit a Guest Blog Entry to torontomike.com.  I received the following submission earlier today. Re: Your Top 100 Moments entryWhat's #4 all about?  It's not ringing any bells at all.     Mike HollickI had no idea either.  Number four reads, "Collapse of the Mercer Arts Centre
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Hero

We as a society have seriously devalued the meaning of the word "hero".  We toss it around so lightly it's lost all substance.  The player who caught the Superbowl winning touchdown pass isn't a true hero. Pat Tillman is a true hero. Pat Tillman abandoned his $3.6 million a
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Maple Leafs 1, Flyers 3

Less than 48 hours removed from a hard fought seven game series against the Senators, the Maple Leafs opened their second round against the well-rested Flyers in Philadelphia.  We shouldn't have won this game.  We didn't. Clearly, this is going to be a tougher challenge than the one we just
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