In the TMU, the Toronto Mike Universe, we use the hashtag #SORFH when someone passes away. We'll also use it when something dies. #SORFH stands for Shout Out to Ridley Funeral Home.
The Tesla Cybertruck is dying. It's the end of an error. Elon Musk made the announcement on his social media platform. Tesla will wind down production of the vehicle at its factory in Austin, Texas.
I hate the Tesla Cybertruck, for a variety of reasons:
- I hate Elon Musk. He just spent $445 million to boost Republicans in the midterms. His activities with the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) should be criminally investigated. And he ruined my favourite social media platform.
- It's ugly. I don't want to see that dumpster on the road. It's the dumbest automobile I've ever seen. Truly a Hummer for this generation.
- Those who buy one, and thankfully there aren't many willing to drop almost 200k on an ugly, useless truck, are typically the worst people. I don't know a Cybertruck bro, but I do see them in the wild and think "what an asshole".
If you bought a Cybertruck, and live in Toronto, I'm still keen to talk to you for Toronto Mike'd. I have questions!
