This public unveiling of Charlie Sheen's insanity is fascinating. Now don't get me wrong, mental illness is not funny and if Sheen is manic, and I'm sure he is, I hope he gets proper treatment, but...
The Charlie Sheen quotes from his recent gush of interviews are spectacular. Here are a couple of my favourites.
I am on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
I'm tired of pretending I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.