I'm getting a kick out of this story from Meaford, Ontario.
88 per cent of a parents group have voted to ask an elementary school in Meaford to shut down Wi-Fi internet access over health concerns. I love this quote from the article:
The parents believe Wi-Fi at the school, which has about 350 students, is causing a number of symptoms among students, including headaches and an inability to concentrate, all of which disappear on weekends.
Let me get this straight... students have headaches and trouble concentrating during the school week, but on weekends they're fine...
It's gotta be the Wi-Fi! There's no other plausible explanation.