Toronto Mike

Giamboner Beats Boner


Adam Giambrone, member of Toronto City Council and chair of the TTC, wants to be mayor of Toronto.  Now that his affair with 19-year old university student Kristen Lucas has been revealed, he's got some heat to deal with first.

With a name like Giambrone, the fist natural reaction is to nickname him Giamboner.  It's just too easy, and this is a pain I know all too well.  In grade six, my teacher anointed me "Boner".

That nickname stuck for a while, until I successfully morphed it into "Booner".  But still, Boner creeps up now and then.

Giamboner beats Boner.  And don't worry Adam, this too shall pass.

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