After work tonight, I paid my first visit to the home of **** and *****. I'm keeping their identity secret, and you'll know why in a second.
***** asked me if I wanted to see her fat cat. At first I thought it was a come-on, but then realized she wanted to show off her enormous pet feline. This was the fattest cat I had ever seen.
My question is, how fat is too fat for a cat? If this was a child, Children's Aid would be knocking at the door. Is this fat cat a victim of abuse?
Note: Cat appears fatter in real life.