![Coffee](http://www.torontomike.com/images/blog/coffee.gif)
If my wife comes home with coffee that isn't fresh, I spank her. I'm sure other husbands do the same. It's the fear of stern spanking that sells Chase & Sanborn coffee.
![Spanking](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2459/3683691220_6c5d26c00f.jpg)
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I feel sorry for this little dude who used the wrong soap.
![SoupDisaster](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2494/3682886383_9a6a4e344d.jpg)