Igor Kenk, Dapper Dan

PicturesThe Star couldn't report what evidence was presented in court today, but they could update us on Igor Kenk's makeover.

Igor Kenk, you may recall, stole my bike (maybe), and now I want him hanged. I hated him when he was a scruffy ragamuffin and now that he's a swarmy looking dapper Dan, I really despise him.

Which Igor Kenk do you prefer? Before or after?

Igor Kenk

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The Mind of a Mom

Wow he cleans up well. Wonder if the judge will cut him a break now?

August 7, 2008 @ 9:02 AM


Hey, doesn't he resemble Boon a little now? Maybe Mike claiming he 'lost' his bike all those years ago is just a cover.

August 7, 2008 @ 9:35 AM


Very smart lawyer, public perception will undoubtedly change with the unraveling of this makeover.

My sister used to live with Igor.
She must be kicking herself in the ass for not giving him a wash and trim.

August 16, 2008 @ 2:28 AM

streety- smarty

Dont you wankers have anything better to do than have a little Glamour Do's and Dont's on the internet ?(VICE please). A more relevant topic to blog about would be the medias penchant to convict Mr Kenk in the press. I never stole a bike in my life-- I sold Igor dozens. Why is every bike they locate deemed stolen? Go over to Ideal in the Market-theres a patio there for the likes of youse- before you start yapping about the mountain of evidence, let the justice system go through its motions -there will be plenty of time for you guys to beat your chest and experience the vicarious thrill of taking down a kingpin. Anyone who appears before the bench innapropriately dressed and groomed is insane- Frag you in your Ivory tower ,with your soft hands, Vegan breath and pretty little porta-mac. The net should be vacuumed of all you wannabe journalists

August 17, 2008 @ 10:12 AM


WTF is swarmy? Did you mean swarthy or smarmy?

April 17, 2012 @ 11:14 PM

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