"I miss the good old days when we got the 24 hour flu and the common cold. Our biggest threat was chicken pox and the worst side effect was some itching. There was nothing some Tylenol couldn't cure. The times they are a-changing."
Yeah, whatever happened to that Bubonic Plague thing anyway? Scarlet Fever and Typhoid were fun. Or even Smallpox? I miss those...
I'm sure the Bubonic Plague, Scarlet Fever and Smallpox were bad bugs, but they were slightly before my time. Smart ass.