Open Mike (Better Than The Avengers!)

Open Mike (Better Than The Avengers!)I haven't seen The Avengers yet, but I'll bet you have. I hear it's pretty good, but it can't possibly be as good as this Open Mike.

It was a quieter week in the city. Our mayor didn't mug a single reporter, the 2nd round of the NHL playoffs is winding down and men all across the GTA are wondering what to get their mothers for Mother's Day. You're welcome for the reminder.


Discuss anything you want. And if you have a question, I'll drop by throughout the day to answer them.

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This is not yet better than The Avengers.

Although if you include Spider-Man, I may reconsider.

May 11, 2012 @ 10:31 AM


I am totally indifferent for the rest of the NHL playoffs. Between disliking Ovi and Torterella evenly, and not wanting to see either of them win, I don't think I care what happens. Ummm...go Kings?

May 11, 2012 @ 10:45 AM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike


I see Spidey showed up. It's time to reconsider.


I'm with you... I find myself rooting for the Kings. I think I dislike Philadelphia so damn much that I want the Kings to win just so Carter and Richards host the cup a season after being dumped.

Go Kings... I guess.

May 11, 2012 @ 10:48 AM


its friggin nice outside

May 11, 2012 @ 11:56 AM


What are the chances this Jury let's Rafferty off on a lesser charge??
We can only hope Not!!!

May 11, 2012 @ 11:56 AM

Not Dean

Humble and Fred are legends in there own minds.

How many listeners? No answer!

How much money are they making? No answer!

What's in it for Rogers? No Answer!

Such arrogance for a couple of hasbeens that podcast for a few dozen losers.

May 11, 2012 @ 12:54 PM

Jason from Sudbury

Go Coyotes! Don't care for any of the teams left in the east, and theCoyotes have everything against them.

May 11, 2012 @ 1:03 PM


Was a huge comic book fan growing up, and loved the resurgence of comic book movies including Raimis Spider-Man, the Batman reboot, the first Iron Man etc., but after seeing The Avengers this week, I think I've come to the realization that I may finally be getting too old for this shit. My patience is wearing very thing with extended action sequences and I found the constant fight scenes tedious rather than thrilling. Not that I hated the movie exactly, it's more I can't get into them anymore.

@ Not Dean, according to iTunes, H&F are #20 on the "What's Hot" list, 2 spots beneath the Ricky Gervais podcast. Have to assume there's more than a couple dozen listeners.

May 11, 2012 @ 1:12 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike


I thoroughly enjoyed the first two Spider-Man movies from Raimi. I've never seen the 3rd one, because I've been warned not to.

I dig those first two X-Men flicks, too... and the latest one was sweet as well.

And yes, these new Batman films are wicked good.

It seems Marvel has licensed out their Intellectual Property in such a fashion that we can't see them all together. DC doesn't have that problem, as DC is owned by Warner Bros which retains the rights.

May 11, 2012 @ 2:12 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

@Not Dean

It's quite simple, if you don't like the content, don't listen to the free podcast. If you like it, be glad it's served up hot and fresh every single weekday.

As for how much money they're making, let me ask you this... how much money does Dean Blundell make? How much does Mike Stafford make? How much does Mad Dog make? Or John Derringer? Or Bob McCown?

You don't know because they keep that info private. Humble and Fred are entitled to do the same.

May 11, 2012 @ 2:14 PM



I don't mind the extended actions fact I think it’s necessary for superhero movies.

My criticism is that being a long-time comic reader I don't like the liberties they take with the story lines to make them more accessible to the general public....these aren’t my Avengers!

May 11, 2012 @ 2:15 PM


How much money do you make?

May 11, 2012 @ 2:30 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike


In case you missed it, an interesting debate on the legalization of pot has taken root here:

May 11, 2012 @ 2:30 PM

Ryan G

I don't really like karaoke, but i'm going to Sarcastic Karaoke tonight.

Apparently the guy running it will have some fun with the people singing, and as they sing along, instead of the audience seeing just the lyrics on the monitors, he'll flash quick pictures of penises and stuff, a la Fight Club.

good times.

May 11, 2012 @ 3:43 PM


I wish for a world where everyone's compensation is simply known. That's the very good thing about Unions; none of this shifty shit stuff that transpires with Office work, Executive management, and the like.

May 11, 2012 @ 3:52 PM

Mississauga Phil

And the bad thing about unions is that once you have tenure you can stop doing your job and the union will make sure you keep getting payed.....

May 11, 2012 @ 3:54 PM


go Coyotes is right. Remember they are going to win the cup. Now bring on the third round. When will the third round start I wonder. I wish hockey would last all year. That would be better than boring baseball that puts you to sleep. Baseball really sucks. I don't like it.

May 11, 2012 @ 4:33 PM


Dean Blundell has been brutal all week. Its like he has given up. Open phones all morning. Whining about Rob Ford and John Travolta. Boasting about how big his dick is. Todd kissing Deans ass....whats happening to them?

May 11, 2012 @ 4:39 PM

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Maybe Blundell knows he owns his demo... where else are they going to go on terrestrial radio?

His only competition is podcasts and mp3s... and his demo is far too lazy for all of that effort.

May 11, 2012 @ 4:41 PM

Rick C in Oakville

Agreed Mississauga Phil, it sets the bar low for the under achievers, and penalises the guys who want to do an honest days work and not have to do the heavy lifting of the under achievers.
My father once was his unions business agent, and he used to say that 90% of his work was looking after the 10% who were the shiite disturbers.
Don't get me wrong, they had their place 40-50 years ago but given progressive labour laws and Health and Safety initiatives all they have become is the bargainer for more money.

May 11, 2012 @ 4:47 PM

Rick C in Oakville

Also forgot to add, @Not Dean that I couldn't care less what their numbers are, even if I was the loan downloader I'm glad they are giving it a go, as I appreciate the format, and their format.

May 11, 2012 @ 4:49 PM


If I was the type of person to use the C-Word, I would have to say Bristol Palin fits the bill.

"Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking," Palin wrote Thursday. "In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of 'Glee.' "

May 11, 2012 @ 5:33 PM

Sam in Pickering


Agree. The pot is calling the kettle black when she states kids to better with a mom and dad.

Isn't she a single mom?

May 11, 2012 @ 7:02 PM


@TorontoMike @Not Dean

While I recognize Not Dean is likely just looking to stir up shit, he is entitled to ask that question on this blog.

Recall Mike that in the early stages of the Humble & Fred podcast you were quick to point out their immediate success. Posts talked about the large number of downloads that were well beyond their expectations.

Further to that, they did denigrate radio publicly only later to use that same medium to market their podcast going so far as to crawl in bed with them. That would be akin to Harper crawling in bed with Layton just to pass a bill. Do I need to say more?

So, in a world where haters rules dude, you shouldn't expect anything different.

As I stated her before... when working with the new media you need to let your product grow organically. Success is not measured by shear numbers. It's measured by those that passionately believe in what you do. Think Michael Franti who carved out a successful career without lowering his standards just to draw in fans.

BTW Mike. Deadmau5 sold out The Air Canada Centre. Ain't the new world order amazing eh. Artists that sell out major stadiums just by sticking to their craft rather than selling out or relying on cheap promotion.

Perhaps there is a message for H&F in that. And for those types that spend too much of their musical time living in the past reminiscing about Pearl Jam or Wendel Clark

May 11, 2012 @ 9:31 PM


That should have said "sheer numbers" not shear. Friday is curtain day in my house.

May 11, 2012 @ 9:33 PM

Blind Dave


You have curtains in your jail cell? Do you have a lamp and throw rug as well? :)

May 11, 2012 @ 9:48 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike


I never had a problem with @Not Dean asking how many listeners they have. He can ask anything he wants, it doesn't mean I'll answer.

Shit... gotta go... time to watch Wendel Clark's All Heart video again:

May 11, 2012 @ 9:55 PM


Very proud of my sister's nephew Josh Anderson who just turned 17 last week & won OHL championship with the London Knights. On the to Memorial Cup.

I've seen him play a few times this year against Brampton & Mississauga & youngest on the team & not drafted but invited to tryout last Sept. & made the team.

Just saw Rafferty guilty for Stafford trial - HANG THE BASTARD

May 11, 2012 @ 10:42 PM


@Irvine - so how many drinks were you behind when you wrote that compelling pearl of wisdom? Seven paragraphs (without an original thought) that could have been reduced to one sentence. You really love the sound of your own voice don't ya? You must bore your colleagues (note I didn't write "friends") to tears.

May 12, 2012 @ 8:06 AM


@Corey: Sorry slick, but I really don't drink. Odd beer on occasion when I'm in Vancouver, that's it. PS Corey, all my friends are invisible.


Not Dean is just looking to stir up shit man. And it's very likely Not Dean is a radio dude of some sort.

Radio dudes are notorious haters man. They take absolute pleasure in trashing and hating each other. Why do you think I like taunting and annoying them so much? These are the guys that will pick apart H&F's show, what they do, etc. Of course I see very few of them going ahead and doing something like this.

As for the content of the show, well so what if it's low brow humour. It exists all over the dial and some of it is pretty successful too. Not sure why people shit on them for going down that route.

Personally, if I was H&F, I'd say fuck the podcast and put forth the effort & money toward a real bricks and mortar business. I don't know, build a pub theme'd around 102.1 or something. It would probably do well very well in Toronto.

May 12, 2012 @ 1:05 PM

Jason Patterson

Here's something for you Open Mike. It's a YouTube video called "Parents Were Afraid of The Beastie Boys in 1986"

(SMH @ Miss Harpo)

May 12, 2012 @ 1:46 PM


The Coyotes are definitely going to win the cup. Bring on the third round. Mike Smith is a great goalie. They'll do it. I know they will. As for Dean Blundell, don't listen to him. I never heard him, but don't want to either. Doesn't sound to good. I have my own music. I no longer buy CDs though, I download albums from Itunes. It's much better, don't have to wait for shipping and I don't have the CD adding to all the clutter. Go coyotes go.

May 12, 2012 @ 3:00 PM

Dave Williams

@Irvine; it does appear that you do actually like the sound of your own drivel. The funny thing is that you being a self appointed volunteer mentor for 100's of drug addicts, seems to be addicted to the balderdash that comes the limited reach of your mind. As well, when you reduce your mindless tirades with childish profanity, it does draw one to a conclusion that you are like a teenager who cannot bring enough actual knowledge to even enter a debate.

May 12, 2012 @ 3:51 PM



I'm not a teenager Dave, but we've established your an "older" male.

May 12, 2012 @ 5:07 PM

Dave Williams

@Irvine you must have meant "superior male".

May 12, 2012 @ 6:23 PM


@Dave Williams

*LOL*, oh please man, is that you're attempt to start a flame war with me?

Look slick. In the whole "weed is bad" shit you spewed, I walked on you. I left you face down, gasping for air, bleeding in the corner. Even my haters agreed with me.

You and I arguing is like Vanilla Ice freestyling against Tupac. And my last name is Shakur

May 12, 2012 @ 6:51 PM

Dave Williams

@Irvine, if you think by you giving a fellow like Mississauga Phil advise on the positive effects of drug smoking and the reactions of his children when they eventually try it are positive, think again. If you were a mentor or counsellor to 100's of addicts and you claim the MJ is good, I am baffled.
The point here is that you are just another keyboard warrior, that likes to think you have something to add, when ultimatley it is hot air prating.
This is not even a debate as clearly like then you really have nothing to add now.
PS, remember you have to move out of your parents basement before you can become a man.

May 12, 2012 @ 7:32 PM


"Even my haters agreed with me."

Wait. What? Doesn't "haters of Irvine" = everyone visiting this blog?

May 13, 2012 @ 9:16 AM


Well, I don't hate anyone on this blog. Doesn't really do anything to actually hate anyone here. Anyway, Coyotes play game one of round three in about ten hours. Go Coyotes go.

May 13, 2012 @ 9:53 AM


@Dave Williams

What's "hot air prating" anyway? Dude, not only are you a shitty at being a troll, your spelling is atrocious. You're an anti cannabis advocate but you can't even SPELL marijuana.

And telling me to move out of my parents basement. THAT is the best retort you have? C'mon dude. Entertain me at least. At least put some actual thought into it.

And what's wrong with living in my parent's basement? Some of the most bad ass psychopathic freak-shows lived in their parents basements. Don't you watch Criminal Minds? The combination of the moist air, bad mold and isolation makes for wonderous ideas

#WFNX 101.7. Modern Music Boston.

May 13, 2012 @ 3:51 PM

Dave Williams

Typical of you, however I did not expect you to understand the word prating and it appears again I am right. It is quite obvious you cannot debate when your arsenal consists of civil war era weapons and I clearly have the nuclear bombs to drop at will.
Go try to find a friend, we may have all perished by the time that happens.

May 13, 2012 @ 4:31 PM



Dude "hot air prating" is poor English. Allow me to explain. The term "hot air" used in the manner you're using it pretty much has the same meaning as prate (prating). You're saying the same thing twice. It would be like saying hot air pontificating. Or hot air babble.

Now prate could be used in a manner like this

"his endless prating"
"his self righteous prating"
"his annoying prating"

It's like using the term "irregardless" or people that spell congratulations, congradulations.

May 13, 2012 @ 5:01 PM

Dave Williams

You just proved how little you know about the english language. Congratulations, you are officially a moron. I however did not want to insult all morons. I will bet if you speak with your addict friends, they may be able to recommend a remedial english writing course for you.
Finally, I would attempt to explain pontificating to you, but I do not think I could simplify enough for you to grasp it.

May 13, 2012 @ 5:53 PM

Mississauga Phil bout them Jays...

May 13, 2012 @ 6:35 PM


Second recess. At the long jump pit.

May 13, 2012 @ 6:41 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike


2nd recess was the best recess. Almost home time!

May 13, 2012 @ 6:43 PM



I could chide you for your lack of punctuation in the "I however" sentence. And I could chide you for not capitalizing "English" on English language.

BUT, if I was to do that you would write a poorly verbalized reply which would mention my "addict friends" then, two sentences later, mention I have no friends and everyone will "perish" before I get a friend. You would then tell me that your online arsenal consists of nuclear warheads such as the uber terrifying "you live in your parents basement". THEN Dave, you would make the claim that you don't stoop to childish insults only to call me a "moron". I mean, anyone that's been around TorontoMike for a while knows no one has EVER called me a moron before. *lol*

This cycle would continue indefinitely Dave. Sort of like a series of poorly configured switches prior to the Spanning Tree procotol. I shudder at that.

And I shudder at Toronto Mike, his mobile device ringing endlessly as we each post. Especially given it's Mom's day and he's probably treating his wife too something nice with his kids.

So I couldn't do that to Toronto Mike man. We're not friends or anything but even a asshole like me isn't about to allow YOU to flood his blog with useless bullshit. It's just how I am slick. It's MY job to flood his blog with useless shit

I'm off to the interior of BC for the week. Revelstoke to be exact. Feel free to drop by Dave. We'll hit the pub, have some great BC beer and good food.

Then at the end of the week, I'll take 93 south from Golden down to 3, head through the Crowsnest Pass. Then I'll dress you up in a "I love the Federal Liberals" and drop you off just outside of Coaldale. For folks in South Alberta, the colour red has the same effect as kicking a Grizzly bear in the snout. "C'mon pappie, tow him down the gravel road one more time, PLEASE".

May 13, 2012 @ 6:53 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

I do get an email for each comment left, but I filter them so they skip the inbox and get labelled accordingly. And no vibration or sound alert, that would drive me crazy.

I only get sound and vibe alerts for texts and calls.

May 13, 2012 @ 6:58 PM


Who cares about the Jays. I hate baseball. Coyotes game starts in a few minutes. Eight more wins and they have the cup. They can do it. Mike Smith can stop everything. You'll see and they have lots of guys who can score, Shane Doan, Ray Whitney, Keith Yantle, antoine Vermette, Rusty Klesla. They have lots of great players. My Habs are no longer in the playoffs so it's Coyotes all the way. Go coyotes go.

May 13, 2012 @ 7:56 PM


@Cheryl - You know, if nothing else, I really respect your love and knowledge of the game. You may waste it on the Habs and Yotes, but, I still appreciate it. And, you should care about the Jays...

May 13, 2012 @ 9:46 PM


You want to know what happened to Blundell?
2 words : CBSC and divorce.

May 13, 2012 @ 10:30 PM


I like how Irvine tried to call Phil on "prating", not realizing it was a word, and then tried to cover up his ignorance by pretending he just didn't like the way Phil used the word in a sentence. Gold! Nice try, Irvine, but like most of your posts, people can see through your BS.

May 14, 2012 @ 7:01 AM

Mike from Lowville

"Don't get me wrong, they had their place 40-50 years ago but given progressive labour laws and Health and Safety initiatives all they have become is the bargainer for more money"

@Rick C in Oakville, you are joking, right?

May 14, 2012 @ 7:14 AM


Whoops. Meant "Dave" not Phil.

May 14, 2012 @ 7:57 AM

Mississauga Phil

@ Mike from Lowville - Agreed, unions were necissary 50 years ago when the gov't wasn't making the owners of companies be good boys and girls. Now we have labour laws to make sure people are being treated fairly...unions just get people more than they deserve.

I remember as a kid being told "do well in school or you'll be stuck being a garbage man"..nowadays being a garbage man is a pretty good job. They make more than my college educated ass.

May 14, 2012 @ 8:39 AM

Mike from Lowville

@Mississauga Phil, Unions get people what they deserve. Don't knock them join them. Do you really think unions are not needed today? Take away union wages and non union wages will drop. What is to stop employers from cutting YOUR wages in half? Or down to minimum wage? Nothing. End of story!

May 14, 2012 @ 9:47 AM


Humble and Fred are boring s-beens and I don't why anyone would bother listening to those two when you have cfrb and cbc radio.

May 14, 2012 @ 11:42 AM

Rob 2.0


I never listented to Humble and Friend.

With that in mind I quote Mark Twain:

"...Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard."

I always laugh when someone insult others over PERSONAL taste. There is no defined rules that demonstrate if music, television, movies or radio program is "good". Each person can watch or listen to something and a much different experience than the next.

May 14, 2012 @ 12:30 PM

Rob 2.0


My grammar was terrible there. Don't murder me Irvine or Dave ;)

May 14, 2012 @ 12:31 PM


@Mike form Lowville (May 14, 9:47)
I would simply like to see an open-ness to full salary disclosure throughout society. That doesn't mean a company Union.

'Fair' Wages would likely climb (and adjust down) for some. A person couldn't langish privately via a management and HR team at dollar amount X when another colleague is [always quietly] making Y% more. None of this "Well, she's a single mother, or attractive, or a crony of a crony, or he's got 17 years exp., or a padded degree crap, so YOU get less / THEY get more" - just do the job, and to the best performance needs then go the best in pay. Mid-level careerists wouldn't be able to hide behind the publicity of only their upper levels' pay either. Nor would people stagnate in office rut; every other company would be able to make a decent competitive offer. "So and so's alright? At that amount? Then let's talk. Maybe it's worth a change of scenery".

May 14, 2012 @ 3:03 PM

4x4 Time

I know I am late, but just got back into town this afternoon from the UK and heard that Rafferty was convicted on all counts. I would like to thank the jurors,police and the prosecutors for a job well done. Too bad they had to do it.

May 14, 2012 @ 4:35 PM


My Coyotes lost. That's not good. The game sucked last night. It really did. Anyway, they will win tomorrow night. They only have eight more to win and they have the cup. That's great. If it goes seven games each series, then there will be lots of hockey left. I really don't care about baseball. I hate it. It's a dull boring game. It puts me to sleep. It's so slow. Pitchers are very slow. They can keep fouling and fouling pitches off until who knows when. It's honestly a dull game.

May 14, 2012 @ 4:50 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike


And I'm off to play two of those very boring games you speak of.

And I'll have a blast, as always.

May 14, 2012 @ 4:53 PM


Well, maybe playing it won't be so boring. My personal trainer did talk about getting me a ball and a glove so we can play catch. I haven't played it yet so really don't know if I would like it or not, but I hate listening to it. It's so boring just listening. Anyway, the Coyotes will win tonight. Go coyotes go.

May 15, 2012 @ 4:49 PM


The game sucked last night. My Coyotes lost and did they ever lose 4 to 0. That game really flat out sucked, but hey, they will win the next four and go to the finals and win the cup. I know they will because the Coyotes can do it. Go Coyotes go.

May 16, 2012 @ 4:49 PM

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