Mandy Muffin is a Lost Cause but Mz Kitty Demure Gets It

TwitterWhile I enjoyed this afternoon's semi-final matchup between Canada and Switzerland at the World Junior Hockey Championship, I kept my laptop at bay to take a real-time pulse of the nation. That's why I love Twitter, you're connected to hockey fans throughout the country and can engage and interact as it happens.

Part of my battle against Pepsi and their Cheer Nation campaign involves saving the souls of those Canadians who have bought into Pepsi's program. One such Twitter user is Ms. Mandy Muffin from Mississauga.

From Ms. Mandy Muffin's Twitter profile, we learn quite a bit about her. How do I get me one of them panty seller jobs?

Official Mandy Muffin Twitter Page! Amatuer (sic) Porn Model, Camgirl, PhoneSex Operator & Panty Seller

Before you jump to conclusions, no I don't follow Ms. Mandy Muffin. I do subscribe to an RSS feed of a Twitter search for the keywords "Pepsi" and "cheer" and that's how I found Ms. Mandy Muffin. Check out this trifecta of tweets.

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Clearly Ms. Mandy Muffin is Pepsi's target audience. She's bought their awful, unnecessary and offensive cheer hook, line and sinker. Naturally, I felt a need to reply to her micro Pepsi ads.

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Ms. Mandy Muffin wasn't happy. She quickly replied.

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I'm still confused by her "proud Canadian" comment. Was she suggesting that I'm not a proud Canadian because I don't want her tweeting and chanting for Pepsi? I replied.

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And that just riled her up, as she began rubbing my face in Pepsi's cheer.

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Luckily for me, I was defended by none other than Mz Kitty Demure who claims it's all about the music, the sports and the burlesque!

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And you thought Twitter was for nerds.


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MississaugaBlogger.com

I like Pepsi but have had no idea what the Pepsi cheer was until I read your post.

What sort of muffins does Mandy in Mississauga make?

January 3, 2010 @ 7:39 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

The same muffin Lady Gaga bluffs with in Pokerface.

January 3, 2010 @ 7:41 PM

Mississauga Mike

I hadn't piped in yet on this, but wouldn't Coke make more sense for providing us with a cheer? They are red and white afterall.

I jokingly BBM'd "Eh, Oh, Canada-Go!" on New Years to a buddy of mine when the Juniors kept coming back, but I'm not legitimately buying in. I suppose by using it in a joking manner I kinda have...

January 3, 2010 @ 9:58 PM

Ms Mandy Muffin

Thanks for proving once again, what a jerk you are!!! Everyone's entitled to their opinion and by you telling me what I should or should not do on Twitter proves that you're a real asshole and i'm disgraced to even have you reside in Toronto let alone call yourself Toronto Mike. Why don't you Blog about real issues in this country instead of stupid ones!!! But thanks for the extra promotion you gave me, I appreciate it hun.

January 3, 2010 @ 10:12 PM

Toddy1973

Don't worry about this moron! If all he does is tell people on Twitter not to cheer for their Country then he ain't worth it! He's probably some small dick loser who hasn't gotten laid in years or maybe he's married with a wife who bitches at him constantly. FUCK take a look at him, he looks almost partly retarded. You do what you wanna do and don't worry about scum bags like him.

January 3, 2010 @ 10:50 PM

Mississauga Mike

I feel you may have missed the point of his whole argument.

January 3, 2010 @ 11:13 PM

Toddy1973

I didn't miss shit buddy! The only thing I see in this USELESS blog post is somebody who's putting down somebody else for his own satisfaction. So what, he doesn't like the Pepsi chant? There's alot of shit in this world I don't like either but I don't go centering anyone out for the way they want to live their lives. Hell I don't like the chant but I signed up just to get my name in the Hockey Hall Of Fame with my hero "Ray Bourque" This guy needs to find new topics to blog about because frankly the whole Pepsi chant issue is getting old.

January 3, 2010 @ 11:23 PM

Dizzy

WOw, Mandy, you really should fix website. If you're 30-something, you really should be honest and say you're 39something.

And Mike, you're right on the money, as always.

January 4, 2010 @ 12:02 AM

Toddy1973

Hey Dizzy, you bald headed fuck, why don't you take a good look in the mirror because you would never get someone as hot as Mandy. You remind me of a cross between Daddy Warbucks and Gilbert from Revenge of the Nerds. You picked out your casket yet fag?

January 4, 2010 @ 12:23 AM

Ms Mandy Muffin

Dizzy you need to grow up as well. Act your age, which judging by your picture is pretty close to collecting CPP. I was born on December 25th, 1976. You do the math

January 4, 2010 @ 12:35 AM

Tripleb2k1


If u don't like her tweets, just block her. You just proved a saying right..."opinions are like assholes, everyone has one and usually full of shit!"

January 4, 2010 @ 12:35 AM

Eli

Well, this has quickly regressed into a YouTube comments flame-war. Thanks, Mandy and Toddy.

January 4, 2010 @ 1:33 AM

Dave

Personally I plan on chanting this in Vancouver at different Coke stations at Olympic venues. If the Coke employees don't chant it with me I'll tell them they hate Canada.

Should be good times.

Hey Toddy82374! Do me next! But I already know I have a small dick so pick something else to make fun of, thanks!

January 4, 2010 @ 4:37 AM

elvis

Pepsi must buy a lot of panties.

January 4, 2010 @ 9:48 AM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

@Toddy1973

The fact you're going to be in the HHOF with Ray Bourque is one of the reasons I despise this campaign. Toddy1973 doesn't get to be in my hockey hall of fame alongside Bobby Orr, Wayne Gretzky and Borje Salming.

And do you really think I look retarded? Gosh, Toddy1973, why do you have to be so darn mean!

January 4, 2010 @ 10:32 AM

Toddy1973

I'm mean? You're the one cutting up someones profession because they choose to chant a pepsi chant? Sounds silly to me

January 4, 2010 @ 1:14 PM

Toronto Mike Verified as the defacto Toronto Mike

I'm not cutting up her profession - I just didn't know selling your unwashed panties was a potential profession. I'd sincerely like to get into that.

Toddy1973, I believe you've completely missed the point. I'm totally pro-Canada. I'm a proud Canadian who loves watching his national team compete in hockey. Read the archives, I'm as big a Team Canada supporter as there is.

My beef with Ms. Mandy Muffin was that she's feeding the Pepsi beast. Canadians are too smart to adopt Pepsi's chant. We don't need a multi-national corporation telling us how to cheer. Cheers are spontaneous and organic.

If Ms. Mandy Muffin wants to tweet a thousand "Go Canada Go" or "Ca-NA-da, Ca-NA-da" cheers, I'll be the first to RT her.

January 4, 2010 @ 1:34 PM

Mississauga

@T.O. Mike

I see you're making lots of friends Mike.

And tell that hack HumHow he ruined my bit when he mispronounced my name during the Anniversary Podacast in May. It's not 'Il Deuce' but rather 'Il Duce(DO-che)' as in Mussolini.

What is he Bania from Seinfeld? I give him gold and he chopped it up.

Tell him The Boom sounds great but he needs Freddie with him. Loving you.

Mississauga

January 4, 2010 @ 2:11 PM

Anonymous

You mean if Ms Mandy Muffin would've Tweeted something like this...

Watching Canada Vs Switzerland World Jr. Semi Final Game. Canada's gonna make Swiss Cheese out of the Swiss Goaltender! Go Canada Go!!!
4:54 PM Jan 3rd from web


Like she did not even 3 tweets prior to her Pepsi Tweet, you're saying you RT'd her? NO... You only look for the negatives on Twitter! Maybe you need to get to know somebody before you start preaching to them. She is a proud supporter of not only Team Canada but(LOL)The Toronto Make Me Laughs!! You needed to do your research on her before you come to a conclusion

January 4, 2010 @ 6:46 PM

Toddy1973

Hey Anonymous, you'll like this one!

What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

They both look good until they hit the ice

I HATE the Leafs!

January 4, 2010 @ 6:54 PM

Anonymous

Normally I'd post under my name, but these muffin followers terrify me.

NOTE: Mike is being accused of not getting to know Mandy Muffin before doing these things, yet he's being attacked as an @$$hole when he's probably the furthest from an @$$hole you'll find on the web.

January 5, 2010 @ 10:29 AM

Tee

Just heard "Go Canada! Go!" on TSN.

January 5, 2010 @ 8:11 PM

Mz Kitty DeMure

I just realized this was going on. I love it! Cheering for Pepsi does not make you a proud Canadian and if that's all you think it takes, your head is so far up your ass it's no wonder you can't smell the difference! Go Canada, that's my cheer. Not some stereo type "Eh" song. I don't say Eh. Guess I'm not a proud Canadian.

Mike isn't the asshole here. Choosing not to chant a corporate made cheer desinged to sell more Pepsi is hardly synonymous to lacking pride in your country.

February 14, 2010 @ 4:16 PM

Todd

Who cares, FUCK Pepsi & drink coke!

July 18, 2010 @ 6:44 PM

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