Remember that bit from Louis CK about how everything's amazing and nobody's happy? Here's my contribution...
Right now, my Blackberry is just.... wait for it... just a phone. That's right, it's merely a mobile phone. It's not a smart phone, just a phone.
I haven't received a BBM since last night. I can't check Twitter or my TSN app or even my email. There's no internet connection, just a phone.
In related news, if you need me, you'll have to call me. My damn Blackberry is misbehaving. Is your Blackberry working?