Toronto Mike

We Suck

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It seems like we were just talking about the Raptors gunning for fourth in the conference and a home court advantage for their first round in the playoffs.  For those who don't follow the Raps, we finished ninth in the conference and that means we missed the playoffs for the second season in a row.

At least the Raptors played a playoff game three seasons ago.  Our Leafs haven't played a playoff game since 2004.  That's five seasons ago and six years.  My daughter's about to turn six and she's not been alive for a single Leafs playoff game.

Of course, if we're talking playoff droughts in this city, the Blue Jays are the top dogs.  The last Blue Jays playoff game ended with Joe Carter touching them all, and that was back in 1993.  What's that, 17 seasons ago?  Do we count the year they cancelled the World Series?  Is it really 18 seasons ago?

At least it's tough to make the playoffs in baseball.  Our Argonauts play in an 8 team league in which 6 teams make the playoffs, and they haven't qualified since 2007.  It's not looking good for next season, either.

I could drag Toronto FC into this mess, but they're only in their fourth season.  We'll excuse their three years of missing the playoffs.  And the Marlies missed the playoffs, but they were there last year, if we're desperate for a silver lining.

Who am I kidding... there's no silver lining.  The three teams with the largest fan-base, the Leafs, Raptors and Blue Jays, have collectively been absent from the playoffs since the Raps lost to Orlando in the first round back in the spring of good 'ol 2008.

We suck.

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