Toronto Mike

Liquid Crystalline Xanthine Alkaloid


We in Raging Storm held our first practice of the season tonight.  We're breaking in a few newbies so we wanted to hook up and shake some of the rust off.

After the game, Rich asked a few of us who lingered to shoot the shite if we wanted a Jolt.  "Pssst, wanna Jolt?" he said in a dark parking lot.  "Sure", I said, intrigued by the offer.

He reached into the back seat of his car and pulled out the largest can of cola I've ever seen.  This thing was massive, like a thermos.  When I opened it, it made a large popping sound and smoke came out of it.

It's not only chock full of caffeine and sugar, but it's enough liquid to drown a leprechaun, not that you'd ever want to do such a thing.  If somebody offers you a Jolt in a dark and empty parking lot, just say no.

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