Stephen Harper Eats Babies

BabyThe scrolling electronic sign on five different Go trains displayed an interested fact yesterday. "Stephen Harper Eats Babies." This message was repeated on a continuous loop.

Go Transit has gone on the record denying that Stephen Harper devours innocent children. Stephen Harper's own people have said the same. They're claiming it's a lie, slanderous even. They're shrugging this off with a laugh, jokingly telling the media that they've never witnessed Harper eat a single baby.

Has anyone stopped to consider that this message may in fact be truthful. Perhaps Stephen Harper does eat babies and we've just been shown the light. I want to believe.


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Duh

This is stupid.

April 15, 2011 @ 7:05 PM

Duh

This is stupid.

April 15, 2011 @ 7:05 PM

rob

@TOMIKE
The actual truth is that Stephen Harper only eats the "Cute Babies" and the "Cute Puppies" as well, leaving only the "Ugly Babies and Puppies" behind.
Finally Steven Harper's "Hidden Agenda" has been exposed.

May 1, 2011 @ 4:20 PM

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