Nelson Mandela is Alive

thumbs upDespite what Dubya may have heard, Nelson Mandela is still alive.

In a speech defending his administration's Iraq policy, Bush said former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein's brutality had made it impossible for a unifying leader to emerge and stop the sectarian violence that has engulfed the Middle Eastern nation.

"I heard somebody say, Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas," Bush, who has a reputation for verbal faux pas, said in a press conference in Washington on Thursday.

A reputation for a verbal faux pas? Sure, and Tiger Woods is a pretty good golfer.

Speaking of leaders who are still alive, Fidel Castro appeared in a television interview today. That's right, he's still alive, too. The integrity of hard news hound Perez Hilton is lost forever.



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Chuck McDonald

When I hear Mr. Bush speak it make me think that Miss Teen South Carolina may someday become president.

September 22, 2007 @ 10:42 AM

Mike (Buffalo Boy)

Once again, I just live here I never said I voted for or supported him. I have the perverbial "I'm with Stupid" T-Shirt on. The count Down is on less than 16 months to go before hes done.

September 22, 2007 @ 8:57 PM

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