Yellow Ledbetter Lyrics Exposed

We all love Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter. Even those who hate Pearl Jam like this tune, because it's so damn pretty. It even found its way into the Friends series finale, and that couldn't ruin the song for me. It's the perfect concert closer, too.

But what the hell is Eddie saying? The lyrics are indecipherable in that "Louie Louie" and WKRP closing credit mode. The lyrics have remained a mystery until now. When you watch this and realized what Ed's singing, it will seem all too obvious.

Make me fries.