The Worst Christmas Song Ever

Published by Toronto Mike on December 15, 2011 @ 22:45 in Humour, Music

christmasThe worst Christmas song of all time is Christmas Shoes by NewSong.

This is a great bit by Patton Oswalt in which he picks Christmas Shoes apart.

I dare you to name a worse Christmas song.

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VegasGeoff
December 16, 2011 / 04:28

Grandma got run over by a reindeer. The worst, by far.

McNulty
December 16, 2011 / 09:47

When did he does this, damnit?

I wrote about that and had no clue about this bit.

Damn Patton Oswalt! Damn you!

dlauthor
December 16, 2011 / 09:50

I give the over/under on "humorless twerp complaining about profane language/imagery in the comedy bit" at about nine comments.

Thanks for posting this, Mike. I'd never actually heard that Patton bit before, and while the fact that I have bronchitis nearly led me to choke to death from laughing, it was worth it.

Toronto Mike
December 16, 2011 / 09:56

@VegasGeoff

The difference is "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" doesn't take itself seriously.

"Christmas Shoes" does.

Corey
December 16, 2011 / 10:10

Okay, this is bad, but McCartney's "Wonderful Christmastime" has to be number 2 (and I mean that both literally and figuratively).

Toronto Mike
December 16, 2011 / 10:13

@Corey

Agreed. Awful, awful song.

Oswalt lover
December 16, 2011 / 15:39

Love how Patton deconstructs this song - it's a terrible, maudlin song that has no place at Christmas! His take on it is hilarious!

Cheryl
December 16, 2011 / 16:45

All Christmas songs are awful. Well, maybe not all. Thhis Christmas Time by Sean Hogan is good, but the others are all awful. I hate Christmas. Bah Humbug. Go Habs.

Corey
December 16, 2011 / 17:34

C'mon Cheryl. There's more than that. What about The Kinks' "Father Christmas", or The Pogues' "Fairytale of New York"?

Cheryl
December 16, 2011 / 18:59

Well, we all have our opinions. December 26 can't get here fast enough. Go Habs.

Corey
December 16, 2011 / 20:29

Hah! Bumhug! Go Leafs Go!

Richard
December 17, 2011 / 14:59

Patton you made me guffaw!

McNulty
December 17, 2011 / 19:47

Clearly Cheryl needs a visit from 3 ghosts.

Argie
December 18, 2011 / 20:55

A Wonderful Christmas Time by Macca is the worse.

Second is Something About Christmas Time by Bryan Adams makes me violently ill.

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