Effin' Blackberry

Published by Toronto Mike on October 12, 2011 @ 13:26 in Technology

blackberryRemember that bit from Louis CK about how everything's amazing and nobody's happy? Here's my contribution...

Right now, my Blackberry is just.... wait for it... just a phone. That's right, it's merely a mobile phone. It's not a smart phone, just a phone.

I haven't received a BBM since last night. I can't check Twitter or my TSN app or even my email. There's no internet connection, just a phone.

In related news, if you need me, you'll have to call me. My damn Blackberry is misbehaving. Is your Blackberry working?

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17 Responses to "Effin' Blackberry"

Ed
October 12, 2011 / 13:52

BBM isn't working for me - but the internet browser seems to be.

elvis
October 12, 2011 / 14:08

My Blackberry crapped out trying to download iOS5.

David
October 12, 2011 / 14:31

Huge server problems in Europe all wekend. Perhaps it's spread here now.

EhJustinK
October 12, 2011 / 15:29

My blackberry's totally down except for calling people. Not only are BBM and the Internet network down, but good old fashioned texting is also down. I'm in a permanent state of blackberry frustration.

M
October 12, 2011 / 15:31

It's worldwide now. Not one person at my company can use their BB for anything other than a phone...pain in the @$$

EhJustinK
October 12, 2011 / 15:34

Correction - texting is working. It's just that I texted two people and never got a reply from either, probably because they threw their blackberrys in a dumpster.

Ajax Mike
October 12, 2011 / 17:52

My Samsung Galaxy is working just fine, thanks. ;-)

Argie
October 12, 2011 / 19:23

As Ajax Mike said, go Android.

Blackberry is just for posers and the Jane&Finch crowd.

dale
October 12, 2011 / 19:57

My computer & cell phone is working just great.

All extra techie crap - who cares?? JMIO

Cheryl
October 12, 2011 / 20:09

I don't have a blackberry. My Internet is working fine. Primus is the best.

Karley Ernst
October 12, 2011 / 22:59

My blackberry isn't sending or receiving bbms...if you get any insight on why it is messed up! Post! Xo

crystal
October 13, 2011 / 00:26

Randomly googled "why isnt my blackberry working" and leaded me here. Glad to hear my blackberries not the only unfaithful one, for a smart phone its being pretty retarded. sign.

Sammi
October 13, 2011 / 10:12

Argie...you got that backwards. Posers love androids and of course IPhones. You're in the poser crowd, Argie.

The_Voice
October 13, 2011 / 11:59

Meanwhile, iTunes won't backup my iPhone / iPad so I can't update to iOS 5. Anyone else having that problem with the iTunes 10.5 update?

Jason Patterson
October 13, 2011 / 17:04

My BB was fine the whole time, LOL

Mike from Lowville
October 13, 2011 / 17:50

It's a wonder Argie would even type "Android"! You would think he would condemn anything related to "inhumane".

Cheryl
October 13, 2011 / 17:59

Well, my personal trainer's blackberry wasn't working for a while, but the problem seems to be fixed now, but no way will I get a blackberry or mobile device. If I'm out, phone calls can wait. That's why there is voice mail.

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