My Boner

Published by Toronto Mike on September 2, 2010 @ 08:57 in Raging Storm

baseballSo, we lost last night. Luckily, it's double knockout rules so we can still win this championship.

I pulled a boner in the first game, a serous boner, and it's something I don't remember ever doing before. I was batting 2nd in the lineup, and I led off the third inning. I hit a single, advanced to second and with Mofo at the plate, I completely believed there were two outs. In my head, I batted second, and counted the lead-off batter as the first out. So when Tink popped out, there were two away. Or so I believed...

Mofo hit a long fly ball, but with two out I was running full out on contact. I was four feet from home plate when I heard a teammate yell "there's only one out!".

Mofo's ball was caught and I was easily doubled up. I swear I thought there were two outs!!!! I've never pulled a boner like that before, but I did last night, in game one of the playoffs.

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Il Duce
September 2, 2010 / 13:51

Wow, what a shocker! I mean with you being such a great athletic guy and all, it's hard to imagine... real surprise Mike Boner!

twins from bolton
September 2, 2010 / 16:17

Made same mistake coaching son's REP team years ago. 1st base coach & telling players to move on certain pitches the realizing only 1 out. I was the goat.

felix
September 2, 2010 / 22:14

Hey man, it happens. Even at the highest level.

Army
September 2, 2010 / 22:24

Mike,

If that's the biggest boner you pull in your life, you'll have a good one!! It's only a game, so who gives a s**t? Have fun.

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