I'd Tell You... But Then I'd Have To Kill You

Published by Toronto Mike on August 18, 2010 @ 17:01 in Movies

moviesI could tell you... but then I'd have to kill you.

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N.M.B.R
August 19, 2010 / 06:51

when i hear someone make this statement at my office, i cringe.

there's one particular offender who uses this line all the time, and i feel like casually walking up to him to give him a karate chop to the throat.

he happens to be a guy who needs to be on the phone a lot, and i hear the same annoying cliche'd phrases over and over.

Some of his other go-to-unoriginal lines i hear him say:

"So, are you working hard or hardly working?"

(when someone says how are you) "I'm livin the dream man..livin the dream"

OR

"I'm havin way too much fun"

And, to top it all off, he's high waisted and looks quite a bit like barry manilow.

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