The Truth About Tiger Woods

Published December 1, 2009 @ 20:22 in News

golfI've taken a few days to write about Tiger-gate because I've been waiting patiently for someone to break this story wide open. I mean, it's obvious, right? I certainly wasn't buying what Tiger Woods was selling. Not for a nanosecond.

Tiger's extramarital relations were discovered by his wife, who reacted violently. At some point during the heated exchange, she grabbed a golf club. To escape the tension, Tiger sped away while Elin Nordegren clubbed the car with the golf club.

It's all so obvious. There's even video evidence. Watch the video below, starting at the 55-second mark.

5 Responses to "The Truth About Tiger Woods"

felix
December 1, 2009 / 22:32

Your theory does seem to fit the facts... the few that we know.

elvis
December 1, 2009 / 23:40

You left out the part where she kicks the shit out of him first.

Trish
December 2, 2009 / 10:02

Where's the part where he yells "You've ruined our Thanksgiving! Are you happy?" LOVE this video. It's a scream!

Watch Up in the Air
December 15, 2009 / 12:13

For those who say, just leave him alone, it sounds like it was a little more than a domestic dispute. That is why the police are involved. I just hope that this will be a one time event that will fade into the public memory.

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