When OJ Boy Attacks

Published by Toronto Mike on July 29, 2009 @ 19:20 in Miscellaneous

notepadOn a Saturday morning in June, before heading off to Edgefest, I pondered a simple question aloud. Should I ban OJ Boy?. As I wrote that morning, I had grown tired of the constant stench of humourless misery and holier-than-thou judgement.

Throughout the day you left comments. Eventually, at about 3:45pm, OJ Boy himself chimed in.

Such a terrible person I am, especially on the Kleenex and Wal-Mart matters... how dare I have responsible educated opinions!!!

I don't think I qualify as a "troll" because I sign my name to write I write... and to Stafford and anyone else that wants a charity boxing match with me, let's hook it up... but I should warn you that my winnings will be going to Greenpeace and habitat for Humanity... and I know that will drive you fascist jerks mad!!!

By the way, Shane whatshisface will be unable to prove that I have visited his site more than a few times in my life, if you can prove I have, go ahead. Do it up, show the proof, Mr. "I could use the hits". You could use a lot more than just blog hits. How about a job?

No need to ban me though Mike as I'm through with your ass kissing soccer dad-eque Edge-inhaling paint-by-numbers lifestyle fodder anyway.

On a final note, what makes you think I would know whether or not Fred was updating his blog? I have better things to do than worry about either of you let alone write a whole post about you.

Signing off...

I almost renamed this blog "Ass Kissing Soccer Dad-esque Edge-inhaling Paint-by-numbers Lifestyle Fodder" after that one. At some point, that quote will make it into the header. I love that damn comment.

I never did ban OJ Boy. He essentially banned himself, and for over a month, this blog was OJ Boy-free in the comments. Somehow, I persevered.

A few days ago, however, OJ Boy left a comment on this entry about the Globe article on CFNY. He modified his signature a little, and entered a different Hotmail address than usual, but one glance and I knew it was him. It was drenched in that foul stench.

Toronto Mike said, "determining CFNY's playlist is simply too important to be left to the masses."

Feel free to stop contradicting yourself over and over at any time.

I called OJ Boy out, and moments ago he left another comment, this time with his regular old signature and Hotmail address.

Hey Wonderbread,

You're actually full of contradictions, like the one above. When I stopped posting, you said you doubted I'd come back. Now that I dropped one comment, you say you figured I couldn't stay away.

Also, I wasn't hiding. If I'd wanted to hide, I would easily obtain an alternate I.P.

The only reason I did come back was to read other people's comments and memories about Martin Streek, not yours. We all know you'll defend The Edge to the death.

For the record that's at least 2 contraditions. Nice try though.

Now I'm left with another question to ponder. "Ass Kissing Soccer Dad-esque Edge-inhaling Paint-by-numbers Lifestyle Fodder" or "Wonderbread"? I think I'll stick with "Ass Kissing Soccer Dad-esque Edge-inhaling Paint-by-numbers Lifestyle Fodder".

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20 Responses to "When OJ Boy Attacks"

felix
July 29, 2009 / 20:16

Too funny.

shane alexander
July 29, 2009 / 21:16

at least he uses his real name on your site, mike. on mine he comes up with this awesome ones. he goes by `unknown sender' and sometimes by `unknown user'. he very occasionally uses jason - but that's only when he says something nice. funny how jason's dna has imprinted on our sites, that we can both tell when he's lurking and tries to fart all over our work.

Race_Coach
July 29, 2009 / 21:57

Blog bashing seems to be a new hobby. Too bad these assholes can't find something better to do with their time.

Horonymous
July 29, 2009 / 22:30

OJ on this blog?
I loved the work he did in the Naked gun films. Although killing his wife and Ron Goldman mad me lose my interesrt after that.
I was surprised when OJ didn't find the real killers yet.

The_Voice
July 30, 2009 / 08:21

There people in this world who have a personality like Spencer Pratt or Johnny Fairplay. They like to be the villain.

That said, at least OJ Boy is more eloquent than your average blog naysayer.

Wayner
July 30, 2009 / 09:03

In theory, I am 100% against censorship of any form...that is assuming that the general public is comprised of enlightened and intelligent people. However knowing that this is not the case a part of me is appreciative that some censorship is practiced both overtly & covertly...

Andrew (needs a more distinct name)
July 30, 2009 / 09:26

"The only reason I did come back was to read other people's comments and memories about Martin Streek, not yours."

Isn't that a contradiction? He read your comment and then posted about it.

Twice.

elvis
July 30, 2009 / 09:40

LOL! Wonderbread. Priceless.

You're way to original to be plain Wonderbread dude.

Toronto Mike
July 30, 2009 / 09:43

Maybe I'm that new vitamin enriched wonder bread?

Argie
July 30, 2009 / 10:18

I would describe Mike as 7-grain-flax-whole wheat bread. The kind you can only buy from one of those pretentious Bloor West shop that doesn't provide plastic bags.

Oh and the girls behind the counter are 28 and still in University - majoring in Development studies (no makeup but they go to the trouble of wearing a nose ring). You know the type.

Dizzy
July 30, 2009 / 10:52

You know, "Ass Kissing Soccer Dad-esque Edge-inhaling Paint-by-numbers Lifestyle Fodder" has a great ring to it, but Toronto Mike is easier to remember. The power and choice is yours, but still... :)

jason | Getyouroj.com
July 30, 2009 / 17:04

OK, I'll bite. Wonderbread.. is very white.. and bad for you... thatr was the joke... but I'd never eat Wonderbread whereas I have a love/hate relationship with this blog that I enjoy/don't enjoy.

Undistinct Andrew, you are over-analyzing...

And that Alexander Shane dude... only wishes I'd visited his blog as much as he says I do.he wishes anyone would for that matter. Especially a girl, I'm sure he'd love that. Although I think he swings both ways, not-that-there's-anything-wrong-with-that.

- Your Wal-mart-hating-Kleenex-loathing-greenpeace-supporting-antithesis-of-FM-radio-listening-blogger-pal-jason

xoxo

Ryan
July 30, 2009 / 18:21

You rock OJ.

Give my brother hell!!

LOL!!!!

jason | Getyouroj.com
July 30, 2009 / 20:40

Nice to meet you Ryan are you the Black Sheep?

Sometimes I have to wonder if this rivalry is a 'work' or a 'shoot'. Or a worked shoot.
But make no mistake about it.. it's time well wasted, teletoon aint got nothin' on nerdy ass bloggers


shane alexander
July 30, 2009 / 21:49

my girlfriend comes around daily to my blog. i have 300 other girls coming around, too.

i won't even touch the bi-sexual comment. i love how you think you know me. you think know me. you have never met me - well in the real way, not in your whole `i meet people inside my computer' kind of way. i'm not bi. i do have a girlfriend. i don't live in richmond hill. that's all you need to know...and oh yeah.

jason, i know your ip address. i know you frequent my blog weekly. btw...funny how you save all your cool snaps for other people's blog and never write on your own..the last time i visited, you hadn't written anything longer than six words in years. you're not a blogger. you're a youtube clone posting their links to your webpage with otherwise no real content....so what really gives you reason to judge us writers when you can't seem to form any sentences of your own for your own site? now that's a constriction if i ever saw one....

Irvine
July 30, 2009 / 22:28

Wow Argie, you think Boon is 7 grain bread? You probably think Coldplay is cutting edge indie music too. BTW, exactly what's so wrong with someone being 28 and being in University? Strange, I never knew that the pursuit of knowledge was a bad thing, but for a backwater hick like yourself, it probably is.

Shane "What gives you reason to judge us writers". LOL. Dude, Shakespeare is a writer. Agatha Christie is a writer. You're a blogger and so is Boon. I mean for real..

BTW, I interrupted myself from Indie 103 LA to listen to Peak 100.5 in Vancouver. http://www.thepeak.fm/ Wow, great station, take a look at that playlist. I wonder if music boy Don at 102.1 is going to watch their playlist like he does to stations in "Calgary and Edmonton" to program "Canada's Heritage Alternative Rock Station". Shit, I thought when you were the Heritage Alternative Rock station that meant YOU set the trends. I guess not. Then again, it's located in Ontario, so one has to be slack...

BTW Boon..to help you out of your "Wonderbread" status I'm going to help you. Your first assignment is to find a plate of Jerk Chicken with rice & black eyed peas. The real hot shit you find on Derry Road up in Malton. If that's too much, how about anchoives on your Pizza Pizza ?

Irvine
The-Westerner-Separatist-Wildrose-Alliance-Voting-King-of-Assholes.

jason | Getyouroj.com
July 31, 2009 / 06:42

lmao for heavens sake Shane If you weren't so busy with those 300 girls you'd know that I don't visit your blog.. learn to take a joke and not be one. You're highly amusing for all the wrong reasons. It's sad, really. Try not to breed. While you're at it, look up what the definition of a blog is. You don't make the rules. I maintain that I do not visit your blog so if you're that worried about being right, let's see the proof. Even if you tried to 'diss' me and you were right, coming from you it just wouldn't fly. It just wouldn't penetrate. Speaking of penetration, the bi thing was also a joke. But for some reaosn it fot to you. I wonder why now. Mark is right, neither of you are 'writers', you're just bloggers. You can call me a clone, but to be accurate I'd be a clone of a clone of a clone.. and considering you've ripped off my blog before I'd stick my foot in my mouth right about now. Sorry for all this Mike.. but Shane needs the attention.

Argie
July 31, 2009 / 10:06

Irvine (The-Westerner-Separatist-Wildrose-Alliance-Voting-King-of-Assholes) - Nice handle Irv. Wow, you should get your anger issues looked at.

Nothing wrong with education but there is a point in life where you actually have to go out and get a freaking job that pays more than min wage.

If you're 28 and studying nuclear science I'll give you a pass but outside of that quit sucking on the govt teat of subsidized education and a get a job.

I assume you eventually did.

Irvine
July 31, 2009 / 20:33

Again, Mr Argue, you live in a have not province that receives transfer payments

Please stop sucking on the government teat of subsidized everything.

Independence. Alberta's Only Hope.

shane alexander
August 2, 2009 / 22:27

you say you need proof that you visit my blog? umm, well, that "unknown user" uses the same lines that you have on this site - that i'm gay, i live in york region, i don't have a girlfriend, ectt..how did you come up with all these things without visiting my site? i bite from your blog? again, how would you know this if you don't visit my blog?

oh yeah. when did i ever bite your blog? show me proof. i would never bite from someone like you...our sites don't have much in common excpet for the fact we're both on blogspot..

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