Don't Tell My Wife About the Swine Flu

Published by Toronto Mike on April 25, 2009 @ 16:33 in Family, News

WHOFour years ago, we were told the Avian flu pandemic was imminent. My wife was so worried about the avian flu virus making its way to North America that she stored non-perishable food items and litres of water in the basement preparing for lock down. She imagined a moment when the whole family would retreat to the basement quarantined while this mutating virus ravaged the rest of the city.

My wife hasn't read this pleasant Toronto Star article yet. It's about the new flu strain, a mixture of swine, human and avian flu viruses, that has killed up to 68 people in Mexico. The World Health Organization is using the P word.

Hospitals tested patients with flu symptoms for the never-before-seen virus, which has also infected eight people in the United States. No further deaths had come to light since Friday afternoon, but officials warned the person-to-person infections meant there was a risk of a major outbreak.

“It has pandemic potential because it is infecting people,” WHO Director-General Margaret Chan said in Geneva.

In related news, this new strain of swine influenza is likely already in Ontario.

The new strain of swine influenza is likely already in Ontario, said Dr. Michael Gardam, one of Ontario's top infectious disease specialists, because about 60,000 people return to the province from Mexico every month.

"We have to assume that it is circulating in Ontario," he said. "You just have to look at air travel patterns to realize that what goes on in Mexico has to come to Canada.

Just don't tell my wife. If she finds out about this, I'll be tweeting from the basement.

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11 Responses to "Don't Tell My Wife About the Swine Flu"

Dizz
April 25, 2009 / 22:53

Don't worry...your secret's safe with us.

Now...just hope she doesn't read this blog :)

Nomad
April 26, 2009 / 05:19

i'm hoping the Swine Flu amounts to as little as the other scares and outbreaks that have occurred over the last couple of years

h
April 26, 2009 / 09:42

Swine Flu? Super. Like we weren't having enough fun with The Worst Recession since
Waaay before Cell Phones!
Crap. I was just getting used to the idea that I could look forward to retiring old, alone and penniless now I may die early from Pig Flu.
Maybe being Hebrew makes me immune to Swine flu being as it's probably not Kosher.
Ah ha! Maybe we Hebes possess the anti-toxin or vaccine.
Ok..enough rambling now. I won't tell your wife about the flu if you don't tell mine about my Tiger Woods obsession.

Toronto Mike
April 26, 2009 / 09:46

She read all about it in yesterday's globe... and yes, even the Globe used the "p" word.

I told her to talk to be about it again when at least one Canadian dies from this.

Caeli
April 26, 2009 / 14:27

I hope they'd find a cure soon, otherwise maybe hiding in the basement would be a good idea.

Toronto Mike
April 26, 2009 / 16:20

But no North American deaths outside of Mexico.... yet.

Toronto Mike
April 26, 2009 / 18:11

Remember, we Torontonians lived through SARS. The WHO messed with the world's head back then, too.

Step into the time machine with me. It was six years ago this weekend...
http://www.torontomike.com/2003/04/sars.html

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