I've Never Played a Single Game of Soccer
Published by Toronto Mike on May 20, 2008 @ 13:25 in Sports
Mom, if you're reading this, there's something that's bugging me. How is it that I'm 33 years old and I've never played a single game of organized soccer outside of gym class?
My brothers both played. My son plays. It's actually got the highest participation rate in the country. Everyone, it seems, plays soccer as a kid. Except me, that is.
Sure, I had my tee ball and then softball and I played hockey, but how did I completely miss soccer?
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brian
May 20, 2008 / 15:22
my answer used to be, "...because i'm heterosexual". but, now my 6 year old son plays, and it's not PC, and i can't respond that way anymore.
i have never played soccer. the guys just never, ever thought "let's get the gang together for a soccer game!". we played baseball, basketball, hockey, football, catch (any), cards, talked, sat there, even sat alone at home...but never did it occur to us to play soccer.