"If you want to have dodgeball victory, you have to grab it by its haunches and you gotta hump it into submission!" ~ Patches O'Houlihan, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Even though I missed a good chunk of the season with an injury, I returned last week to help lead my team to victory in the Toronto dodgeball league semifinals. Tonight, we play for championship.

"It's time to separate the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the awkwardly feminine from the possibly Canadian." ~ Cotton McKnight, Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

It's show time.