For the second time in less than eight months, I'm a champion. My slo-pitch team won our division last September and tonight my dodgeball team won the co-ed division.

Dodgeball is fun when you're losing, but it's hellishly fun when you're winning. We dominated tonight, and that's the best.

It's probably for the best that I've had my fill of winning, because my slo-pitch team is about to kick off a season in the comp division, the cream of the crop in the ever-expanding RSPA. I'm about to get a dose of humility, but for now I'm a champion once more.