The Single Guy

Published March 13, 2008 @ 15:30 in Family

familyI left my mom's home when I was 21 and moved in with my wife. I've been living with her ever since, and we've added a couple of kids to the mix. I've never lived alone.

Occasionally I get short periods of "single guy" time, and that happened this week. The family is cottaging during this March break while I stay in Toronto to work. It's during these periods that I wonder what kind of a bachelor I'd make, and I don't think it would be pretty.

The mornings aren't bad, I wake up, clean myself up, get dressed and hit the road. After work, things are just too damn quiet. Yesterday I actually stayed late at work because there was no incentive to go home. Once home, I force myself to make something to eat, hack away at something on the laptop and watch sports. Then, at some point when my eyes start to get heavy, I hit the hay and do it all over again.

In an alternate universe the single version of me is a pretty pathetic sight. He likely eats cereal for dinner every night, spends far too much time online and I don't think he does laundry. How the hell is the single version of me ever going to get a girlfriend?

Tonight feels like a Raisin Bran night...

6 Responses to "The Single Guy"

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Argie
March 13, 2008 / 16:26

Mike – You’re looking at this from a negative side. What I do is to go to the butcher – buy a big honking rib eye, spark the BBQ and pour a beer. Even though it’s a work night you can still have a few. Enjoy your dinner in your underwear and scratch wherever and whenever you have to. Enjoy!

Mike (Buffalo Boy)
March 13, 2008 / 16:45

Mike, there is nothing wrong whatsoever with Cereal for dinner. I do that and Im married, wife home or not.

dale
March 13, 2008 / 19:37

I'm with you Argie - nothing better than a bbq steak & a few brewskies as appetizer & dessert & nobody bitching at you.

Roshan
March 13, 2008 / 21:20

Hey Mike - welcome to my world. Sometimes it gets a little too lonely. But in your case at least the wife & kids are just away for a couple of days and they r coming back.

Toronto Mike
March 13, 2008 / 21:55

I'm eating a bowl of popcorn and watching Family Guy. I guess I could get used to this.

Jason | GetYourOJ.com
March 15, 2008 / 14:28

The key to a single guys life is to have many girl friends and no accidental kids. Cartoons, music, moderate partying and wondering how your friends got so old may also be involved.

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