Toronto Mike

Three Right Feet Near Nanaimo

newspaper

The Gulf islands near Nanaimo, British Columbia have a foot problem.

Three severed right feet have washed ashore there in the past six months.  The latest was at Valdes Island while the two other right feet were found at Gabriola Island and Jedidiah Island.

All three right feet were in a sneaker.  The first two were size 12 and I'm guessing we'll soon learn this third right foot was a size 12 as well.

Friday Five Bonus: My favourite "feet" songs, excluding references to the measurement

  • God Shuffled His Feet - Crash Test Dummies
  • Head Over Feet - Alanis Morissette
  • Fall At Your Feet - Crowded House
  • Stocking Feet Blues - Blind Lemon Jefferson
  • At The Angels Feet - Payolas
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