Maple Leafs 0, Panthers 8

Mats Sundin is truly beloved by his teammates. In a unified act of love the likes of which I've never seen before, Mats Sundin's teammates committed a sort of suicide. You see, they intentionally embarrassed #13, attempting to make him so ashamed to wear the blue and white that he'd waive his no-trade clause. You rarely see such selfless behaviour in professional sports.

My apologies... I needed a moment to wipe a tear from my eye. You have to love this team. Each and every one of them sacrificed their professional reputations to take a glorious dive, all for their captain. There's no way Mats will want to stick around after this. It was a risky strategy, but it's sure to pay dividends.

Bless you boys.