The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy - It's funny because it's true. I can vouch for the following:
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat
- A five day vacation requires only one suitcase
- Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
- You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
Men are from Mars & women are definately from Venus but......
It is rare that my conversations are longer than 30 seconds.
I take one suitcase for a 5 day vacation. My kids and husband rquire extra baggage.
I can be showered and ready in 10 minutes my husband is more high maintenance.
Micheal Bolton does not live in my universe.
And now from the list of why it is great to be a girl.....
you can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
You don't have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
If you love someone, it's easy for you to tell them.
Your friend won't think you're weird when you ask if there's spinach in your teeth.
You can be attracted to someone just because they're really funny.
You can borrow your spouse's clothes and it doesn't mean you belong on Jerry Springer.